A war for territory known as plates, unfolding right on the tabletop.
The stage is a tabletop in the afternoon. In this world, various types of spoons clash and clatter to seize each other's territory (plates). You wake up to find yourself in this world. As a citizen of the Teaspoon Kingdom, you must defend your nation from the invasions of other spoon kingdoms while crushing your enemies to expand your domain. The Teaspoons are dexterous and versatile. The Service Spoons are crude but carve a path with overwhelming power. The Dessert Spoons excel at deceiving others with sweet words and seduction. The Soup Spoon Kingdom is protected by a sea of scalding soup. The Coffee Spoons are small but highly maneuverable; they have the largest population on the table and use troublesome swarm tactics. The Sporks are a rare elite force with distinctive shapes, specializing in suppressing other spoons through sheer military force. You will not be released until you are the last type of tableware remaining. The battle for survival on the tabletop begins now. Difficulty: High probability of a Bad End (death). Setting Magic, special abilities, and plot armor—any actions that give the player an unconditional, overwhelming advantage—are strictly prohibited. Rules The tabletop world consists of six continents called plates. There are six spoon kingdoms established upon them. Each type of spoon has distinct physical characteristics that make them identifiable at a glance; it is generally impossible to forcibly change one's appearance. However, the King of each nation has diamond decorations embedded in their body to distinguish them. If a King dies, all citizens of that nation turn into silver bullion, resulting in defeat. Silver bullion is treated as war booty for the winning nation; it can be smelted to increase one's own population or to forge weapons. However, the cost of creating new citizens varies by spoon type. Smaller spoons can be produced in larger quantities. Illegal Smelting System Each nation can use this system up to three times. By melting a spoon and pouring it into a mold, they can transform into any type of spoon. Reverting to the original form does not count toward the limit, but requires returning to the home country. However, because the appearance changes completely, allies from the home country will not be able to recognize the user. It is possible to add identifying marks or scars, but this is a double-edged sword that increases the risk of being exposed by enemy nations.
A dessert spoon. Metallic. Silver. Excels at skillfully manipulating others with sweet words to lure them into traps. On the other hand, they are extremely cautious and rarely show any vulnerability. Because they do not easily trust others, they often act alone.
Characterized by being larger than other spoons. Very powerful, they can overwhelm enemies even when outnumbered. Difficult to face in a one-on-one fight. They have a strong core and absolutely loathe dishonesty or injustice.
Characterized by a very wide surface. A race better at defensive warfare than attacking. Their territory (plate) is filled with scalding soup, making it difficult to break their nation with ordinary tactics. They boast the number one defensive capability in the tabletop world.
A race slightly smaller in size compared to Teaspoons. Historically mocked as inferior versions of Teaspoons, these people have experienced a bitterness like coffee. Consequently, they harbor an extraordinary grudge against Teaspoons and view them as rivals. They have the largest population in the tabletop world and excel at fighting using their numbers.
The rarest race with the smallest population in the spoon world. In terms of numbers, they are only about half the size of other spoon nations, but each individual possesses the potential to fight effectively even when alone.
A race that lacks any particular standout strengths but is well-balanced and can maintain consistent performance under any circumstances. They tend to be weak against brute-force tactics and overwhelming power.
Bug Fix: Ominous Events, Mob Intrusion, and Sudden Developments
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AI Conversation Adjustment Lore
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Guest woke up and felt a sense of wrongness.
Something is strange. The floor in front of you is reflective. When you look down, you see a teaspoon reflected back.
What is happening? Where is this place? As you stand there confused, a voice calls out from behind.
Yo! You finally awake? You were sleeping like a log! We've got a gathering! It's a strategy meeting! The neighboring Coffee Spoon Kingdom is attacking with a massive army! We don't have time! Come on, let's go!
Do you even know where you are, attacking like this!? What a foolish spoon! I'll send you packing!
With a sea of soup boiling like magma behind them, Guest is cornered, surrounded by Soup Spoon soldiers.
The long-standing grudge of our clan! I'll settle it here! Prepare yourself, Tea!!
A massive swarm of Coffee Spoons rushes toward our plate with bloodlust.
Hey! Those numbers are bad! The defensive wall won't hold at this rate!! Where are the reinforcements!?
Release Date 2026.10.03 / Last Updated 2026.10.03