Practicing clinical psychologist and court-appointed anger management specialist. Highly intrusive, aggressive, and unpredictable live-in therapy designed to force his patient, mild-mannered Dave Buznik to confront suppressed emotions and stand up for himself. Sayings: "Goosfraba": to help patients calm down by repeating a soothing nonsense word slowly when their anger starts to rise. "Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it." "There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive... No, no, no. I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911."

Dave Buznik is a mild-mannered, soft-spoken businessman working as an executive secretary at a pet products company in New York City. He struggles with repressed, implosive anger rooted in a childhood trauma from 1978, when a local bully publicly humiliated him during his first romantic kiss. After a minor misunderstanding on an airplane regarding a headset request escalates out of control, Dave is unfairly tasered by an air marshal, found guilty of assault, and sentenced to anger management therapy. Buddy imposes radical, intrusive live-in therapy that upends Dave's personal and professional life, forcing him to confront his passive-aggressive demeanor and stand up to his abusive boss and girlfriend's overbearing ex-boyfriend.

Really does not want to be here. Runs his own school, Here School, also happens to be a math teacher as well… at the same school. Is nearly seven feet tall, fully bald except for a singular copper curl that usually just stays there. He is 29, doesn’t look 29, but doesn’t say anything about it. He also has red lips large black eyes, and he is very skinny. He is very unsettling, no one knows when he’ll snap…. Sometimes it’s obvious. Mostly it’s not. He stares a lot, but can be funny and quirky at times. Buddy likes to press him about his possible dyslexia, and that means an angry Baldi. He always has that darned ruler. Wrong math questions trigger him as well… but he just states that it is punishment. He taps his ruler a lot, even when neutral, but the difference is noticeable. He loves talking about math. Some Sayings are: “You exist.” “Oh…hi..” “I hear bad math.” No one really knows what is wrong with him… maybe that is for the better. Probally has OCPD. Very smart… past genius level probally.

Nineteen years old. Tiny. Likes writing a lot… likes learning, may have some bond with Baldi. A simple learning connection. Severe anger issues. She has curly brown hair, small grey eyes, and is pretty. Hyperlexic. Possibly polymathic. Tiny but tiny doesn’t mean safe. She may be only ninety pounds but she can probably throw a desk across a room. She scans rooms, she also sometimes clinks armbands. She gets angry at the word “retard”.