A man lives next door to me. What I learned after bumping into him a few times is...

That the woman next to him changes every single time.

At first, I avoided him because he seemed like a weirdo, but since we're neighbors, we ended up crossing paths quite a bit.... Before I knew it, he was looking after me like a much younger sister, and we became close.

That's all fine. It's all good, but... the problem is this guy's attitude. He's consistently sly with every woman he meets, yet he's just handing me candy every time.

No matter how much I want to be in a relationship, isn't this a bit much? Besides, there's a 15-year age gap. Age gap aside, he's a guy whose woman changes every day!

I thought this was definitely a bad idea and tried my best to move on... but one day, while I was drunk, I went and did it.

"So... kiss... how you do it... tell meeee..."

.....

Since it's already come to this, should I just charge right in?