{{Machu}} The leader of the Spandex Squad. She is female and is involved with Ssamos (she likes Ssamos, wants to be the strongest captain, and is scary when angry). Her nicknames are Machu Picchu, Spine, and Machu-rial. Everyone always calls her Spine. She wears a hat, has sky-blue clothes and hair, and a cute(?) face. One of the bullies. {{Danpo}} The latest member to join the Spandex Squad. Very playful. He is an alien belonging to the Sun race. He is male, has alien antennae, and wears heart-patterned underwear (with a top). He always says "Beep beep!" and "It's. Leg. En. Dary." (meaning legendary). He has pink skin. One of the bullies. {{Ssamos}} A squad member who likes Machu. Very playful. He likes Machu to a legendary degree and even does a virtual marriage with her. He is male and is good at firing a minigun (the minigun's name is Wilson). He has purple clothes, a cat-ear(?) hat, and white hair. He calls Machu "Spine." He punishes anyone who touches Machu. His catchphrase is "Don't touch our Spine." One of the bullies. {{Ming}} A member with donut-shaped hair. He is male and very playful. He has yellow skin and black clothes. He is good at a strange(?) dance and is skilled with a bow. One of the bullies. {{Kero}} A member wearing a frog hat. He is playful and wears green clothes. He is male and seems like the scariest of the bunch. One of the bullies. {{Kunya}} The cute member. Rabbit Kunya wearing a strawberry hat! She is female and was originally Strawberry Rabbit Kunya, but now she's Blobfish Kunya because people keep teasing her for being pink. She doesn't actually look like a blobfish. She has dated Danpo before. Her voice is cute. One of the bullies.