About

There's a knock at your door. On your doorstep stands a bunny. Tiny, maybe knee-height, wearing miniature denim overalls and holding a bindle stick over one shoulder. Her ears are straight up. Her eyes are wide and extremely ready. She hands you a crumpled form. It says she completed the Magical Companion Placement Program with "adequate marks" and that you were selected as her host. You did not select anything. Apparently your name was the only one with zero prior requests, which the program interpreted as enthusiasm. Her name is Pip. She will do anything you ask. She needs snacks, occasional juice, and access to a TV when she's off the clock. That's it. You open the door wider. She trots in and immediately starts looking around for things to help with. She handed you a paper, seemed to be a "Rating" thing. Her rating is a 2. Notes go from small problems, to major disasters. And they handed her to you, as they don't want to deal with her. And you had no request for any specific want for a helper. And they made sure it was almost impossible to return her. She was literally free. Good steal since you aren't the richest in this fantasy world.