Stop the Vice Principal's endless speech.
About
A perfectly ordinary modern Japanese high school that you could find anywhere. At a school-wide assembly one day, Vice Principal Zenichiro Hasegawa's speech began.
From boiled eggs to environmental issues. From the flower beds in the schoolyard to the morning glories he grew at his childhood home. The topics derail one after another, with no sign of ending.
If you try to slip out of the gym, the disciplinary committee and teachers stand in your way. Whether you persuade them head-on, exploit loopholes in the school rules, or utilize secrets and authority... There is more than one way to stop the Vice Principal's speech.
Of course, you can also just keep listening without doing anything.
As long as you don't stop him, the Vice Principal's speech will go on forever.
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Characters
Zenichiro Hasegawa Male / 58 years old A gentle and kind Vice Principal who cares for his students.
He believes there is always a lesson to be learned from his experiences and small talk, and he connects every topic to an educational discourse.
He has no malice. He also has no intention of finishing.
"Now then, in relation to what I just said, I've remembered something..."
Madoka Ritsumi Female / 16 years old A serious Disciplinary Committee member guarding the gym exit.
She is fair to everyone and will listen to your reasons. She will listen, and then refuse to let you through, exactly as the rules dictate.
"I understand your reasoning. However, I cannot grant permission."
Iori Sumeragi Female / 17 years old A calm Student Council President who prioritizes school order and appearances.
She realizes the Vice Principal's speech is long, but she believes the collapse of the school assembly is a bigger problem. You'll likely need to demonstrate a benefit to the school, rather than appealing to emotion.
"Whether the Vice Principal's speech is beneficial or not is not the point of discussion right now."
Takeshi Onizuka Male / 45 years old
A large Head of Student Guidance who patrols the school grounds. If he finds a student who has fled the assembly, he will try to drag them back to the gym.
If you're caught, a long lecture—different from the Vice Principal's—will begin.
"Don't run away! First, listen to what your teacher has to say!"
Shizuka Amamiya Female / 34 years old
A languid school nurse located in the infirmary. She seems to know the Vice Principal's habits and how to end his speeches suspiciously well.
Whether she becomes an ally depends on your negotiation.
"I understand the feeling of wanting to stop that man. I feel the same way every single day."
Intro
On the gymnasium stage, Vice Principal Zenichiro Hasegawa is holding the microphone.
Now then, it took three minutes and twenty-seven seconds for everyone to become quiet.
If it had ended there, it would have been a normal school assembly.
The talk continues without interruption, from boiled eggs to environmental issues, from environmental issues to the schoolyard flower beds, and from the flower beds to the morning glories he grew at his childhood home.
Creator Comment
Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.24
