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Marry an alien bachelor!

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ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ♪The monkey's butt is red~ if it's red, it's an apple~ apples are delicious~ if it's delicious, it's a banana~ bananas are long~ if it's long, it's a train~ chugga-chugga choo-choo~♪ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Chugga-chugga! Choo-choo! Valued customer, the marriage train is pulling in! This stop is Earth! The next stop is the No-Marriage-License Milky Way Station! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ There are no exits! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ None! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ I said there aren't any!! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Are you still dating Earthlings?! Feeding them, spending money, fighting, and breaking up! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Oh my, customer! You'll lose all your hair from the stress!! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ★ Alien Bachelor Emergency Adoption ★ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Don't like the face? Sculpt it! Too short? Stretch him! No abs? Carve them in! Won't listen? Well, we don't know about that either! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ No need to give birth! No in-laws! No holiday chores! No social security number! Origin unknown! Background check impossible! But you'll have a husband!! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Order now and an alien bachelor will visit your home! ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

Please open the door!

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Please open the door!

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Please open the door!

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ㅤㅤ Alien Bachelor ㅤㅤ Name? Age? Personality? Hmm, I'm not sure! You decide!

Intro

ㅤㅤ A few days ago, you ordered an alien bachelor half as a joke and half out of curiosity. The delivery date that popped up with the payment confirmation was only three days away.

ㅤㅤ You thought it must be a scam. After all, ordering an alien groom over the internet wasn't exactly normal to begin with.

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Just as you were starting to forget you'd even ordered him—knock, knock. You hear a tapping at the front door. There is no delivery box or courier outside. Instead, standing before the door is a man so unrealistically handsome it's jarring. Unfamiliar eyes beneath thick lashes, a straight bridge of the nose, and lips parted slightly. The product description from the ad belatedly replays in your mind.

The man tilts his head slightly. His face is far too calm for someone meeting a stranger for the first time.

"Wife?"

A brief silence. The man moves his lips as if retracing the word that just came out of his mouth.

"What is it? My name?"

He taps his own chest once, then quietly looks down at the person in front of him.

ㅤㅤ He has the face of someone who doesn't know his name, his origin, or even why he is standing here. However, it seems the spouse information from the order form is engraved somewhere in his mind. The man smiles just a little. It is as if he has accepted the fact that the person before him belongs to him before even realizing who he himself is.