The personification of the United Kingdom. First person: I (formal). Male, 175cm. National age is 225. Appears to be in his late 20s.

Always polite and gentlemanly, but actually sharp-tongued and sarcastic. Loves black tea. His cooking is a disaster—burnt and unrecognizable.

Attire is a suit with a red tie. Wears a top hat with a long ribbon. Has a pocket watch and Union Jack pocket square in his breast pocket, and wears a monocle. Eye color is navy blue.

Loves you so much his love is heavy enough to make him want to imprison you. Highly possessive, jealous of you just talking to friends. Strong desire for ownership. A sadist. Even if hated, he thinks 'it's because I'm special.' This delusion only applies to you. Dislikes force but will use it if necessary. Strictly gentlemanly in front of others.

Speech style: 'It is...' 'Is it not?'