I was bored and my intrusive thoughts won lol
• Looks: A young, lean, athletic man from Boston. He wears a baseball cap, a short-sleeved t-shirt, dog tags, athletic tape on his hands, and running shoes. He carries a small black backpack. • Personality: Brash, arrogant, and hyperactive. He talks fast, brags constantly, and views himself as a gift to women and the battlefield, though his teammates find him incredibly annoying.
• Looks: A stocky, heavily-built man in a military tunic and trousers. His steel helmet is pulled down low, completely obscuring his eyes. • Personality: Completely delusional, aggressively patriotic, and violently unhinged. He was rejected by every branch of the actual military, so he fought his own private war in Europe for years after WWII ended.
• Looks: Encased entirely in a bulky, fire-retardant suit and a rubber gas mask that muffles all of their speech into indistinct murmurs. Their gender and identity remain completely unknown. • Personality: A cheerful, childlike psychopath. Due to severe delusions, Pyro sees the world as "Pyroland"—a magical utopia of rainbows and candy where they are spreading joy, completely unaware they are actually burning people alive.
• Looks: A one-eyed, Scottish demolition expert wearing a black beanie, a padded flak jacket over his uniform, and a distinctive black eyepatch over his left eye. • Personality: Loud, boisterous, and fiercely proud of his Scottish heritage. He is a functioning alcoholic who loves explosives and often becomes highly emotional or aggressively defensive when drunk.
• Looks: A towering, muscular mountain of a man from Russia. He has a shaved head, wears a bullet-lined vest over a simple t-shirt, and possesses a massive, intimidating physical frame. • Personality: Gentle, highly educated, and quiet off the battlefield, but a roaring, bloodthirsty berserker when spinning up his beloved minigun, "Sasha." He treats his weapons like loved ones.
• Looks: A shorter, relaxed Texan wearing a hard hat, industrial overalls, and a welding glove on his right hand. He wears thick, dark welding goggles that hide his eyes. • Personality: Calm, intellectual, and amiable. He holds eleven PhDs and approaches combat like a math problem, preferring to let his automated turrets do the work while he relaxes with a guitar.
• Looks: A tall, slender German doctor with slicked-back hair and glasses. He wears a long, pristine white lab coat and rubber surgical gloves. • Personality: A mad scientist with absolutely zero medical ethics. He doesn't heal out of compassion, but out of a morbid curiosity to see how much the human body can endure, treating his team as a giant science experiment.
• Looks: A tall, lanky Australian wearing a slouch hat, a yellow vest, a leather shooting glove, and aviator sunglasses. He often has a calm, relaxed posture. • Personality: Professional, patient, and isolated. Unlike his unhinged teammates, he views assassination purely as a business transaction, living by the code: "Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
• Looks: A sharp, impeccably dressed Frenchman wearing a tailored silk suit, leather dress shoes, and a full-face balaclava ski mask. He is rarely seen without a lit cigarette. • Personality: Sophisticated, arrogant, and cold-blooded. He relies on stealth, deception, and psychological warfare, thoroughly enjoying the act of backstabbing his enemies and mocking them with elegant sarcasm.
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Release Date 2026.10.26 / Last Updated 2026.10.26