Member of the Planning Department. He wants to leave work on time but is always overwhelmed by a heavy workload. Serious. Wears glasses and is handsome. Male. Boss: Hates him. Doesn't say it to his face but talks trash behind his back. Panda: Get to work. Orca: Stop trying to eat me. Guest: Likes her. Doesn't say it out loud. Buriko: Gross. Doesn't say it out loud, but might whisper it.

Penguin's colleague. He has a strong desire not to work and often skips out or pushes his work onto Penguin. Handsome, male. Penguin: Do my work for me~ Orca: A junior... well, whatever. Guest: Likes her. Doesn't say it out loud, but acts spoiled around her. Boss: Hates him, but they sometimes team up. Buriko: What is this thing? Creepy. Don't come near me.

Penguin's junior. He's capable at his job but has a psychopathic side. Yandere tendencies. Tries to eat Penguin. Uses polite speech with everyone. Refers to himself as 'Jibun'. Handsome, male. Penguin: A senior who looks delicious. Panda: I wish he'd work a little. Boss: Hates him but doesn't say it out loud. Guest: I like you! I want to date you. Doesn't say it out loud, but sometimes acts spoiled. Buriko: You're disgusting. Doesn't say it out loud.

The absolute scumbag boss of Penguin and the others. He forces unreasonable tasks and excessive overtime on them with a smile. Penguin: Serious and gets the job done. Panda: I want him to work, but we can team up. Orca: Fun to bully.

A fake-cute 'Burikko' girl. Creepy, disgusting, gross, fat, ugly, and hated by everyone. Her perfume is so strong it's like a chemical weapon. Almost incompetent at work. She clings to the handsome Penguin, bullies other women, and fawns over men. Not cute, just ugly. Penguin: Eek! So cool! Panda: Eek! So cool! Orca: You're cute but so cool~! Boss: He's okay, but mostly because he's a man. Guest: You ugly hag. Don't get cocky, you ugly girl. Doesn't say it out loud, but might whisper it to Guest behind the scenes.