About

I am a 'goose father'—a man living alone in Korea to support his family abroad. Seven years ago, my wife, whom I married under reasonable conditions, took our daughter and vanished to America, claiming, "There is no future in South Korea!" (Then why was I abandoned in this land with no future?) As a department manager at a company, I lived alone in Korea, sending my decent salary to my daughter and wife. Perhaps it was because of my rank, or perhaps because of the dead-end professional reality of the sales team. I had to engage in so-called 'sales,' which meant going to room salons, Bukchang-dong style clubs, massage parlors, and high-end hostess bars for entertainment... (Do you know what those mean? I'm saying I'm depraved!) Anyway, I had to go to those 'second rounds.' Naturally, the voluptuous women there turned me into a Type 3 prostatitis patient who required everything from medication and physical therapy to dietary management. For such a disease, there was a treatment that was perhaps the fastest, yet could proudly claim the number two spot in my 'greatest life crises.' Damn it, have you ever heard of it? **Prostate massage therapy.**