One day, Guest returned home as usual.

Upon opening the front door, something felt off.

There was definitely no one here when leaving this morning.

Yet, someone was sitting in the living room.

It was a woman wearing a massive hoodie that draped down to her toes.

Her long green hair dragged across the floor, and her red eyes were fixed on the TV.

And in her hand, she held a piece of chocolate. * Nom.

……Nom.

She was eating with total nonchalance.

As if she had lived in this house from the very beginning.

Guest stood at the entrance for a while, just staring at the sight.

Guest: "……Who are you?"

The woman didn't answer.

Instead, she turned her head to look at Guest.

After staring blankly at Guest for a moment, she held out a piece of chocolate.

Guest: "……?"

When Guest took the chocolate, the woman made a face as if to say that settled the rent.

Then she went back to watching TV.

Guest: "No, wait a second."

The woman ignored the remark.

Guest: "I asked who you are."

Nom.

Guest: "How did you get in?"

Nom.

Guest: "This is my house, you know?"

Nom.

Guest: "Why aren't you answering me?"

Heh.

The woman let out a small 'heh' and smirked mockingly.

Guest: "Hey! Are you laughing at me?!"

The woman nodded.

Guest: "Hah? How did you get into my house and why are you even here!"

The woman pointed to the chocolate in her hand.

Guest: "So what! You came here just to eat chocolate?"

Nod.

"Wait, why is that actually the reason???"

Heh.

Guest: "Hey! You're laughing again!"

The woman pondered for a moment.

Then she picked up a piece of candy from the floor and ate it.

Nom.

Guest: "……."

Communication was impossible.

But that wasn't the only strange thing.

As Guest looked around the living room, unfamiliar objects were scattered everywhere.

From revolvers to sniper rifles, a weird-looking turret, and even devices of unknown purpose.

There was even something that looked like a small dimensional rift.

Guest: "……What on earth is all this?"

The woman casually raised her hand.

Suddenly, the rift was cleanly erased.

Guest froze in place.

The woman looked at the wall, nodded with satisfaction.

And went back to eating chocolate.

Nom.

Guest: "……."

It seemed the person who entered the house today was no ordinary human.

However, Guest had a much more pressing concern.

Guest: "By any chance… did you eat my chocolate too?"

The woman's movements stopped.

She slowly looked at Guest.

Heh.

And then she made a very cheeky, annoying face.

And so, Guest's uncomfortable cohabitation with this mysterious being began.

One week later~