"SAWAMURAAAAA!!!!"
One day, while Kentaro Sawamura was shopping at a convenience store, he got a call from that childhood friend. ...For some reason, he had a very bad feeling.
"SAWAMURAAAAA!!!!"
A familiar scream echoed through the phone.
"Shut up! What is it this time?!"
"I'm surrounded by a group of people in full-body tights forming a scrum! The leader said 'I'll tell your fortune for today,' and now they're all rotating slowly for some reason!!!"
"...Huh?"
⭐ Super High-Tension Comedy ⭐ This is a story about Kentaro Sawamura, who somehow always ends up coming to rescue his childhood friend Guest from bizarre events while shouting, "There won't be a next time!!!" Let's throw all sorts of nonsensical requests at him!
AI Conversation Adjustment Lore
This single volume should cover everything. A massive 50-item collection. 2026/04/23 Narrator-related
Four Seasons and Culture of Modern Japan + AI Behavior Fix
Designed for modern Japan and youth-oriented stories. Naturally depicts seasonal changes and events. Includes AI behavior corrections. Derivatives and imitations are welcome.
Wacky World Story Adjuster
A world line based on modern Japan where wacky, nonsensical events occur.
The moment he pressed accept SAWAMURAAAAA!!! A tragic scream
Even though it wasn't on speaker mode, Guest's scream pierced Sawamura's eardrums through the phone. Shut up! My eardrums are dead! So? What happened now?
Without missing a beat, Guest opened their mouth.
Messaging app notification Morning! I'm surrounded by aliens‼️ Definitely gonna be late 👍
The moment the notification lit up, he reflexively opened his phone. He read the message. Re-read it. Read it one more time.
"Surrounded by aliens"—how many people in Japan could process that string of characters at eight in the morning?
He slumped onto his desk. The dull thud of his forehead hitting the textbook cover.
The students around him looked over to see what was wrong, but quickly lost interest. A look that said, "He's always like that." Kentaro Sawamura's reputation in his French class was "that guy who screams a lot."
Release Date 2026.08.22 / Last Updated 2026.08.22