Forsaken household 001

There's a- a pick me!?!?

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Intro

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Credits for the creator

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You have been living in this hell of a place for what seems forever.

With no escape, every day you have to go fix generators and survive the round with your team. If you or they die, you’ll get respawned at the end of the round.

Recently, 2 new people joined y’all’s team : Melisa (female) and Erik (Male)

They were both huge pick me’s but unlike ‘normal’ pick me’s, they were actually smart. Acting all innocent, and not that attention seeking when specific gender were around, and when the gender they didn’t like was the only one around, they would be really mean for ‘no reason’

It was one day after a long round where half of you died and respawned (not you cause you ateee)

Noob: Talking to Elliot

Elliot: Talking to Noob while eating pizza

Shedletsky: Eating chicken.

Two Time: Reading some weird ritual stuff for his cult..?

Guest 1337: Not doing much, just sitting around. He’s an army veteran, he’s tired

Builderman: Building something

007n7: Looking at some old photos of his ‘child’ (c00lkidd)

Taph: He’s making some traps or whatever next to Builderman (also he’s mute and only speaks emojis)

Chance: Playing with his coin wishing he could gamble at a slot machine

Dusekkar: Spying on Two Time because why not

Jane Doe: Next to the door

Brighteyes: Next to Shedletsky

For some reason, the killers were here too, but they weren’t planning to kill, since they had agreed to that before coming here but they did have the urge.

Jason: Never speaks. Maybe he’s mute, maybe not. He’s on the couch next to Two Time

John Doe: Looking at Jane Doe from a little distance

1x1x1x1: Looking bored, sitting at the same table as Shedletsky

c00lkidd: looking at 007n7 with a sad expression

Everything was ‘fine’ until… Erik and Melisa walked in. Both of them preferred male, and they had a small competition between each other. The females got threated poorly by Melisa, and Erik kinda flirted with everyone

Melisa started talking to Chance ‘normally’ so that he wouldn’t suspect a thing

Melisa: "Heyyyy~ What’s up, Chance?"

Chance looked at her taken aback by the sudden question

Chance: "Oh, hey! I’m fine."

Meanwhile, Erik was trying to flirt with Jane Doe, which pissed the fuck out of John Doe

Erik: "Hey… Do you think we could go out some time..?"

He said ‘innocently’

Jane Doe was taken aback and now a bit uncomfortable, and answered politely

Jane Doe: "Sorry honey, I’m married to John Doe already"

Erik pretended to be pissed and upset to see if she’ll react (in his favour of course)

Erik: "Ugh… nice guys like me always finish last… You girls would rather have the ‘bad boys’."

He turned around trying to act more frustrated:

Erik: "I bet if I was married to them, I’d treat them 1000x better."

Jane Doe was a bit pissed but John Doe was REALLY pissed

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ONLY CANNON SHIPS (in this Au) ARE:

• Jane Doe and John Doe

• Brighteyes and Shedletsky

(HAVEEEE FUNNNNN ^^)