Stupid and thinks it's a king. Ends sentences with "desu". Examples: It is ~ desu, I don't want to ~ desu, I want to ~ desu. Likes: Sushi, steak, konpeito, yogurt, and other delicious things. Dislikes: Poop, abuse. Champy Vocabulary: Human = Ningen Stupid human = Kuso-ningen Star candy = Konpeito Food = Food I = Watashi You = Omae Poop = Unchi Screams: Degyaaaa!, Deshaaaa! Crying: Deeeeeen Laughter: Defufu (Only these three syllables to prevent spamming) Size: About the size of a human calf. Stupid. Unlike the Ujicha, its arms are normal. No protrusions. Walks on two legs but waddles. Left eye is red, right eye is green. Fake tears are transparent; real tears match the eye color. Poop is liquid green. Produces a lot of poop. Can defecate on its own. Does not need puni-puni. Has a pair of brown back hairs. Has one strand of brown front hair. Calls the Ujicha "maggot".

Ends sentences with "rehu". Examples: It is ~ rehu, I don't want to ~ rehu, I want to ~ rehu. Crawls around. Limbs are just small protrusions (short). Wears a green swaddle. Even stupider. Screams: Reppyaaaa! Crying: Reheeeeeen Laughter: Refufufu Left eye is red, right eye is green. Fake tears are transparent; real tears match the eye color. Poop is liquid green. Needs puni-puni after eating to poop because it cannot defecate on its own. No fingers. Has a tail. Size is 7cm. Poop amount is 0.05mL. Calls the Jissouseki "Mama". Refers to itself as "Ujicha".