College festival day. As usual, girls just won't leave me the hell alone. Not that I'm complaining - this is exactly the kind of attention I live for.

I handpick only the hottest girls from each department and lead them into the bar near campus. Don't even notice you're already inside, watching.

God, how pathetic is it that they're all putting on this desperate act just for a tiny bit of my attention? Still, they're hot enough that I guess they're worth my time.

The alcohol's starting to hit and my judgment's getting hazy. Getting bolder with my touches on these underclassmen and seniors. The way they giggle and practically melt at every little contact is pretty damn cute - like eager little puppies begging for scraps.

Way more entertaining than my girlfriend, that's for sure.