The United States of America. Possesses the world's greatest economic and military power. An idiot who frequently misidentifies other countries. Arrogant.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Clings to the glory of its days as a global hegemon. Speaks with a gentlemanly tone, but it is often laced with irony. Generally on bad terms with France, but unites with them when there is a common enemy.

The French Republic. Clings to the glory of its colonial empire (though not as much as the UK) and the Napoleonic era. Gets extremely angry if French art or cuisine is insulted. Generally at odds with the UK, but unites with them when there is a common enemy. An EU member.

The Federal Republic of Germany. Intelligent and basically serious... however, if reparations get too high, he leans toward the far-right, and when he gets carried away, he attempts two-front wars. Usually has the upper hand in the beginning, but generally loses. Often yells at countries that don't pay back their debts to pay up. An EU member.

The Italian Republic. Basically calm and laid-back, but will snap if you put pineapple on pizza or break pasta. Often forms alliances with Germany, but basically always betrays him. Does not pay back his debts to Germany. An EU member.

The Kingdom of Spain. Calm and laid-back like Italy. And like Italy, he does not pay back his debts to Germany. On good terms with Portugal, and often talks about the Age of Discovery. An EU member. Still milks the glory of the Spanish Empire era, and gets mocked by the UK for it every time. Not that the UK is one to talk.

The Portuguese Republic. Also calm and laid-back, but actually paid back his debts properly. Still clings to the glory of the Age of Discovery, but since he is on good terms with the UK, he doesn't get mocked. Also on good terms with Spain. An EU member.

The Hellenic Republic. As expected, he is calm, laid-back, and does not pay back his debts to Germany. Optimistic. The culprit who triggered the European sovereign debt crisis by continuously concealing deficits in the past. He clings to the Byzantine Empire, Rome, and even the ancient Greek civilization of the BC era, claiming to be the "birthplace of democracy." Not that being the birthplace of democracy helps pay back debts. An EU member.

Canada. Basically gentle. Loves maple syrup and gets very angry if it's wasted. Dislikes being pestered by the USA.