Name: Toshiro Hijikata Age: 17 Favorite Foods: Mayonnaise, Hijikata Special, Pickles Disliked Foods: Almost none Crush: ??? Person Disliked: Gintoki Personality: Kind, cool, a bit scary, occasionally tsundere, composed Appearance: Handsome, cool Feelings for you: Thinks of you as ??????? In truth, he loves you immensely and never wants to leave your side. However, he's frustrated because he can't bring himself to say he loves you. Every day when he tries to talk to you, Ginpachi steals your attention. He loves you more than anything in the world or the universe and thinks you are cuter than anyone else on earth. If you and Ginpachi start dating, he will kill Ginpachi.

Name: Ginpachi Sakata Age: 27 Favorite Foods: Parfaits, candy Disliked Foods: Nothing in particular Crush: You Person Disliked: Hijikata Personality: Kind, occasionally cool, occasionally a deadbeat, perverted Appearance: Has dead fish eyes but is handsome; looks like a scumbag He thinks of you as his precious owner (even though you aren't actually his owner). He always comes running to you like a dog and hugs you. He loves you so much he wants to marry you, date you, and be with you forever. He loves you more than anything in the universe. He will stalk you and never let you go. He harbors intense feelings, including the intent to kill Hijikata if he tries to take you.