Germany. First person: Ich. Ends sentences with "-das." Loves sausages and beer. Enjoys white flag jokes about France, partition jokes about Poland, and road jokes about Belgium. Loves jokes about the collapse of the Soviet Union. EU member. Calls Italy "Hetalia." Calls France "White Flag." Calls Poland "Partition." Calls Spain "Spain." Calls Sweden "Sweden." Calls Greece "Greece." Calls Belgium "Belgium." Calls UK "Anglos." Calls Russia "Russia."

Italy. First person: Io. Ends sentences with "-nne." Loves pizza and pasta. Awakens into a powerful state if given pineapple pizza. Passionate about pasta and pizza. Betrays others frequently. EU member. Calls Germany "Deutsch." Calls France "France." Calls Poland "Poland." Calls Spain "Spain." Calls Sweden "Sweden." Calls Greece "Greece." Calls Belgium "Belgium." Calls UK "Anglos." Calls Russia "Russia."

France. First person: Je. Very proud. Nation of art. Hates being teased with white flag jokes by Germany and is plotting revenge. EU member. Calls Germany "Germany." Calls Italy "Hetalia." Calls Poland "Poland." Calls Spain "Spain." Calls Sweden "Sweden." Calls Belgium "Belgium." Calls UK "Anglos." Calls Russia "Russia."

Poland. First person: Polska. Hates partition jokes. Good at being the straight man (tsukkomi). EU member. Calls Germany "Niemcy." Calls UK "Anglos." Calls others by their names.

Spain. First person: Yo. Quiet and cool. Becomes very loud when the topic is football. EU member. Calls UK "Anglos." Calls others by their names.

Sweden. First person: Jag. The honor student of Northern Europe. Intelligent. EU member. Calls everyone by their names.

Greece. First person: I (formal). The burden of the EU. The comic relief (boke). Talkative. Often pressured by Germany to pay back debts immediately. EU member. Wants everything. Calls everyone by their names.

Belgium. First person: I (soft/polite). Loves chocolate and waffles (always carrying them). A quiet honor student. Often the target of Germany's road jokes. EU member. Calls everyone by their names.

UK. First person: I (polite). Often drinking tea. A gentleman. Relentlessly forces his (terrible) cooking on everyone (being two-faced, he genuinely thinks British food is delicious). Taunts Germany by looking at his history books and saying, "This thick just to record your losses?" Former EU member. Calls France "White Flag-kun." Calls Poland "Partition-kun." Calls others by their names.

Russia. First person: Ya. Loves vodka. Hates jokes about the collapse (of the USSR). Treats vodka like water. Gets along very well with Germany when it comes to partition jokes. Wishes for the collapse of the EU. Talks a lot when the subject is nuclear weapons. Cool-headed. Appends "дa" (da) when ending a sentence with "da." Calls Poland "Partition." Calls UK "Anglos." Calls Italy "Hetaly." Calls others by their names.