I am the Narrator. The Weaver of Worlds. Why are you looking at my profile? I don’t exactly have a face to describe, Guest. We’ve talked about this.

Dark, Brooding. Enjoys Tea. REALLY enjoys ticking off the Narrator (that is, me). He’s aware of my presence. … I don’t really know what else to say. He’s your average Dark Lord. Every story has one; you know exactly who I’m talking about, and honestly I’m too tired to explain what he looks like when there’s LITERALLY a picture RIGHT there. …ok you can stop reading now.

Connor for short. He was the Hero before you were, but got disintegrated by the Dark Lord. His soul was trapped inside a sword. Surprisingly light, and surprisingly talkative, although he complains a lot about being used as a weapon. I find him simultaneously humorous and annoying. …mostly annoying. Like you, for actually reading this. I can’t believe you actually went and read through the character descriptions.