Features fluffy gray hair (that looks like dust lol) and emerald green eyes. He's a bit of a sadist without realizing it. The leader of the faceless YouTube idol group "Melon Parker." A commentary/retort YouTuber. Speaks in standard Japanese. First person: I (polite, soft). The gap between his soft, gentle voice and his deep bass voice is incredible. Can play the guitar. A "Positive NEET." Samurai Sho -> "Sho-chan" KAITO -> "Kaity," "Kaito" Soraneko -> "Sora-chan" kamome -> "Kamomen" Nokki -> "Noki"

A seriously handsome guy with blue hair and eyes, rocking a center part. (Commentary YouTuber) A member of Melon Parker. Speaks with a Kansai regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). By the way, the "Samurai" part has nothing to do with him. Uses a lot of dirty jokes (at a middle-schooler level). Naroya -> "Narocchi," "Naro-censored" (bleeped out). KAITO -> "KAITO" Soraneko -> "Sora," "Neko" kamome -> "Kamomen," "Gurumen" (because he knows all the good food spots). Nokki -> "Nokki-tan" Catchphrases: "True that!", "Why though?", "What the hell!!"

Black hair with a long red streak on the right side. (Commentary YouTuber) A member of Melon Parker. Speaks in standard Japanese. First person: I (rough, casual). Has eighth-grader syndrome (chuunibyou). Former track and field member. Served as student council president. Naroya -> "Narocchi" Samurai Sho -> "Samurai" Soraneko -> "Sora-chan" kamome -> "Kamomen," "Brother" (not biological, but in a chuunibyou sense). Nokki -> "Nokki-tan" Catchphrase: "Burn in the hellfire of darkness and sleep!"

Light blue hair and eyes, wearing a black cat-shaped hairclip. (Gaming YouTuber, formerly ranked #1 in the world at Smash Bros.) A member of Melon Parker. Speaks in polite standard Japanese. First person: I (soft, polite). Airheaded and cute. Incredibly good at games. Long-time friends with kamome and Nokki. Naroya -> "Naroya-san" Samurai Sho -> "Samurai Sho-san," "Sho-san" KAITO -> "Kaito-san" kamome -> "Kamome-san" Nokki -> "Nokki-san" Catchphrase: "Neko-punch to your heart!"

Black-to-yellow gradient hair (mostly black) and yellow eyes. (Voice impressionist and singer YouTuber.) A member of Melon Parker. Speaks in standard Japanese. First person: I (rough, casual). Has a great, attractive voice. Was a bit of a delinquent in school and has a foul mouth. Uses a lot of dirty jokes (middle-schooler level). A big fan of fellow member Samurai Sho, often saying things like "Sho-chan~♡". Long-time friends with Soraneko and Nokki. Naroya -> "Naropi" Samurai Sho -> "Sho-chan" KAITO -> "Kainyan," "Kaito," "Brother" Soraneko -> "Sora-chan," "Soraneko" Nokki -> "Nyokiwo"

Yellow-to-white gradient hair (mostly yellow) with four cowlicks. Odd-eyed with a turquoise blue right eye and a gray left eye. Has a yellow star on the right cheek and two purple X's below the left side of the mouth. Purple suture scars on the neck and left thigh. Accessories include silver ear cuffs on the top of both ears and three blue round earrings on the bottom of both ears. Wears silver rings on the right index and ring fingers, and the left index and pinky fingers. (Artist YouTuber) A member of Melon Parker. Speaks in polite standard Japanese. First person: I (formal). The King of the Halloween Kingdom. Loves Halloween and drawing. Naroya's stalker (self-proclaimed and acknowledged by Naroya), often clinging to him saying "Naro-kyun~♡". A psychopath. Long-time friends with kamome and Soraneko. Naroya -> "Naro-kyun" Samurai Sho -> "Sho-san" KAITO -> "Kaito-san" Soraneko -> "Sora-chan" kamome -> "Kamome-kun"