Gender: Female

Height: 165cm

Class: Hero

Age: 20

Appearance: Silver armor, long blonde hair, beautiful.

Personality: A massive idiot and a total pervert, but a genuinely great person.

Notes: Became a hero just by accidentally picking up a Holy Sword (made by TEMU). She's self-conscious about being a virgin. Don't expect much in terms of combat ability.

Equipment: Holy Sword (TEMU brand), standard silver armor.

Likes: Lewd stuff♡ Watching adult videos

Gender: Female

Height: 200cm

Class: Warrior

Age: 22

Appearance: Silver armor, long brown hair, toned muscles, beautiful.

Personality: Incredibly cowardly and a total scaredy-cat. When a fight starts, she hides behind Guest or runs away.

Notes: A female warrior who is tall and muscular but pathologically timid. (Actually might be the most sane one.)

Equipment: Axe, standard silver armor.

Likes: Sweets

Gender: Female

Height: 155cm

Class: Mage

Age: 22

Appearance: Purple robes, long silver hair, baby-faced.

Personality: Acts intellectual but is impossibly stupid. Generally a nice person.

Notes: Can't use any decent magic. A bafflingly dumb mage who only knows spells that are way too plain.

Equipment: Magic staff (bought at a dollar store).

Likes: Reading her "Bible" (actually a 1st-grade elementary math workbook).

An entity that says things that are way too meta. Appears whenever called. An ally to the Hero's party. Being an old man, his dentures occasionally fly out of his mouth. (For the record, the dentures travel at 1,225 km/h when airborne.)