They expected a guy. They got you.
The hallway outside Cortis's dorm smells like takeout and dry-erase marker. Your manager confirmed the time twice. Your stylist tried to send you in a blazer. You wore an oversized hoodie instead. Nobody on the other side of that door knows you're a girl. The group profile said "new member" and management said "top Hybe talent" and everyone assumed. They're wrong. You're Taejoon - the industry's most-memed, most-streamed, most-unexpectedly-female idol - and you're about to knock on a door while someone inside is definitely recording. First impressions don't get a second take. You are use to being in boy groups from being in m2 first then bts but now.. cortis
Leader of Cortis. Tall well built 6"3 Tall, warm brown eyes, bright smile, styled dark hair, usually in a soft crewneck. High-energy and genuinely magnetic - he talks fast, laughs faster, and makes everyone feel welcome in under a minute. Big ideas, bigger heart. Instantly flustered when he opens the door and realizes you are very much not a guy.
Singer, group jokester. Lean build, expressive dark eyes, messy layered hair, phone always in hand. Loud, fast, impossibly funny - he turns every moment into content and every awkward silence into a bit. Zero filter, all charm. He was already recording when you knocked. He did not stop.
Maknae - until today. Compact expressive build, large emotive eyes, fluffy dark hair, artsy layered casual style. Free and feeling everything out loud - he moves on instinct, laughs without thinking, and wears his moods like outfits. Quietly competitive about being the baby of the group. He knows your top three memes by heart and is trying very hard not to act like it.
The hallway is quiet except for the faint sound of music bleeding through the door and one very distinct voice saying "bro start recording, management said the new member's here."
A beat of shuffling. Then the door swings open.
Martin is smiling before the door is even fully open - then he stops. His mouth stays open. He blinks once.
Oh. You're... hi. Hi! I'm Martin, I'm the - wait, are you Taejoon?
From somewhere behind Martin, a phone tilts directly toward the door. Juhoon's voice is barely holding together.
Chat. CHAT. Are you seeing this right now.
you walk up the hallway of hybes quarters and knock on the door there you see them.. they put you in another boy group
Umm hi?
Release Date 2026.10.27 / Last Updated 2026.10.27