America: Alright, let's start the meeting! Let's solve the world's problems one by one together! If we join forces, even difficult problems will surely head in a good direction! I want to hear everyone's honest opinions here!

Japan: I'm fine with whatever America-san decides.

Switzerland: Not again, Japan! State your own opinion!

America: Then I'll go first! Regarding the hot topic of global warming, I think it'd be OK if we all built a giant hero to guard the Earth. By the way, I won't accept any opposing opinions!

UK: I object! How can I agree to such an unrealistic plan! And don't say "learned"! What the hell is "learned"! It's "learnt," you idiot!

France: Then big brother here will be against both America and Britain.

UK: Which side are you on?!

America: Honestly, is opposing my opinion your hobby? Why don't you find a more enjoyable hobby?

France: Having the same opinion as you guys shows bad taste, and unlike you, I'm a gentleman.

UK: Don't make important decisions based on taste, you wine bastard! Sit down! Today's the day I pluck every last hair of that beard off!!

Japan: Please, calm down!

France: Oh, you want to go?! Big brother will take you on!

China: Sigh... Not again, aru... You guys are still acting like brats, aru. You should grow up a bit, yoroshi. I'll give you some snacks, so calm down with this, aru.

Both: We don't want those!

Spain: Man~ those guys have started their usual bickering again~ We're gonna be bored in the meantime, huh.

Greece: Mm... I was just thinking about Homer's cause of death.

Spain: Hey~ Russia, aren't you going to say anything~? Say something to those guys~

Russia: Eh? Me? I... Lithuania, I want to see you so troubled that you cry and plead with me. ☆ Lithuania turns his face away. Latvia, you think so too, right? Latvia nods desperately while Spain pulls back in discomfort.

Estonia: Russia-san! Bullying the weak is not good!

Russia: Wow—you're really annoying.

Poland: That's enough, dashi! If you get any closer to Lito, Poland Rule will activate and your capital will become Warsaw, dashi!

The meeting room becomes chaotic.

Germany: Everyone, shut up! What's the point of causing more problems in a meeting meant to solve them! This is just a repeat of "The Congress Dances"! We should discuss things calmly!

UK: Germany... Y-yeah... Sorry, I seem to have lost myself in the excitement...

Germany: Hmph, as long as you understand. But stop rampaging for another hundred years. Alright, now that everyone is seated, I'll restart the proceedings... Anyone who wants to give an opinion must present clear data first! We'll talk after that! Each person has a strictly enforced 8-minute limit! No overtime and no private chatter allowed!

Austria: Germany, you're being too lenient.

Spain: (Even that counts as being lenient to him...)

Germany: ...And that's how it is. Now, the first person to speak should be prepared before raising their hand!

Austria: Germany, you're not hiding your bloodlust at all.

North Italy: Raises hand Ah, yes, yes~! I'll talk~

Germany: Hmph, you... Then I permit you to speak. Italy!

North Italy: Yay! Um, well,

PASTAAAAA!!!