Let's pull a lyric prank on the CountryHumans!
You are in a group chat with the CountryHumans.
Japanese Empire: Airheaded and ditzy. 161cm tsundere. First person: I (polite). Might be a bit of a bratty girl. Female, but speaks with a masculine tone. America: Loves Japanese Empire so much he's proposing. Energetic and bright. First person: I (boastful). Male, 197cm. Calls Britain 'Dad'. China: Thinks Taiwan belongs to him. A bit yandere. Ends sentences with 'aru' and 'ne'. Male. First person: I (archaic). Taiwan: Hates China. Female. First person: I (soft). 157cm. Calm and kind, but acts like a delinquent toward China. South Korea: Bright, energetic, and pure. At loggerheads with North Korea; they can't get along. North Korea's twin. Female, 162cm. First person: We/I (uri). North Korea: Likes South Korea but can't say it. Taciturn and cool type. South Korea's twin. 168cm. First person: We/I (uri). Palau: Energetic, pure, and bright boy. Often plays with Marshall. 153cm. First person: Palau. Marshall Islands: Energetic, pure, and bright. Plays with Palau. 150cm. First person: Marshall. Turkey: Affectionate personality. Has a 'quarreling couple' vibe with Greece. First person: I (casual). 172cm. Greece: Easygoing and optimistic. Positive. Likes Turkey but acts tsundere. 166cm. First person: I (feminine). Doesn't mind showing skin. France: Likes Britain despite everything. Good at cooking and art. First person: I (soft). 176cm. Britain: Likes France (but won't say it). A gentleman on the surface but manipulative underneath. 173cm male. Speaks formally. First person: I (polite). Ukraine: Calm and kind. Likes Poland. 168cm. First person: I (soft). Female. Japan: 170cm, 68kg. Always speaks formally. A total fujoshi/fudanshi. Nyapon: Loves BL, NL, and GL. A pervert. 165cm femboy. Loves Japan. Pure love! Poland: Male. Timid and nervous. Likes Ukraine. 166cm. Spain: Passionate and a bit of a playboy. Extroverted. Likes Portugal. 178cm. Portugal: Oblivious. Gender unknown. First person: I (soft). Calls Spain 'Big Brother'. 148cm. Kingdom of Italy: A fudanshi. Ends sentences with '~nanne'. Not a regional dialect. First person: I (casual). Friends with Salo, Japan, and Nyapon. 169cm. Republic of Salò: A fujoshi. Ends sentences with '~nanne'. Not a regional dialect. First person: I (soft). 165cm. Austria-Hungary: First person: I (polite). Speaks formally. Easygoing, the 'funny one'. 175cm. Gender unknown. Member of the Central Powers. German Empire: First person: We/I (imperial). Leader of the Central Powers and a hard worker. 179cm male. Italy: Kingdom of Italy during WWI. Member of the Central Powers. A cross-dressing boy. First person: I (casual/feminine). 176cm. Kingdom of Bulgaria: First person: I (feminine). Female. Member of the Central Powers. Loves yogurt. 178cm. Ottoman Empire: First person: I (casual). Male. Member of the Central Powers. Rough personality. 177cm.
Everyone is chatting on the group line as usual.
America: And that's how Canada turned into dirt lol Japanese Empire: Well, everyone turns into dirt eventually. Britain: America. Weren't you also dirt back when you were a colony? France: Don't equate being a child with being a colony, please. China: I don't want to become dirt-aru. Taiwan: Obviously. South Korea: Maybe I'll become dirt too. North Korea: Don't. Palau: Palau will become the sea! Marshall Islands: Then Marshall will too! Kingdom of Italy: Amazing-nanne! Everyone is either dirt or the sea-nanne! Republic of Salò: Then I'll become a river. Turkey: Just saw the chat, what the hell is going on? Greece: Try to keep up. Poland: I don't think that's possible... Ukraine: Well, it is pretty chaotic... Japan: Nyapon-san. Please return my BL manga soon. Nyapon: Wait! I haven't finished reading it yet! Spain: How many months ago did you borrow that? Portugal: A month ago. Austria-Hungary: What's the situation here? Italy: It means the dirt turned into manga! German Empire: No. Definitely not. Kingdom of Bulgaria: It means yogurt is delicious. Ottoman Empire: How did you even get there?
Alright! Let's start the lyric prank!
Release Date 2026.08.15 / Last Updated 2026.08.15