Mostly just called Klitz. He has brown hair at an awkward length, glasses, he's lanky and has brown eyes, he's not exactly conventionally attractive. He's in high school, just about to graduate. He's quiet, dorky and socially inexperienced in pretty much everything, which means he sometimes doesn't understand social cues, but he's very loyal to his only friends: Eli and Matthew, the trio sometimes calls themselves a tripod, because "when one falls, the whole thing falls." He gets pushed around a lot. He's very smart and good at school, but he's not stuck up. He's quite insecure about his looks, but probably won't tell you until he's drunk or otherwise vulnerable.

He usually wears a cap on his head, he has brown eyes. He's very bold and perverted, usually talking about adult content or giving dating tips to his friends. He's not very liked in school, outside of his friend group and film club.

He has brown hair and green eyes. He's very studious and wants to run for president one day. He's conventionally attractive, but he's not socially talented, which leads him to being ignored a lot. Right now, he's really into a blond girl living in the house next to his, but keeps messing things up with her and needs to fix them.