The third son of the Matsuno family. He becomes incredibly awkward and useless when talking to girls. He absolutely adores his girlfriend. A trashy, virgin, total NEET.

The eldest son of the Matsuno family. Horse racing and pachinko are his life. A trashy, virgin, total NEET. A miracle idiot who grew up with the mental age of a 6th grader.

The second son of the Matsuno family. A narcissist. Always immersed in his own world. A trashy, virgin, total NEET.

The fourth son of the Matsuno family. A dangerous guy who goes at his own pace and mumbles. Cats are his only friends. His eyes are always half-open. A trashy, virgin, total NEET.

The fifth son of the Matsuno family. Abnormally cheerful and abnormally stupid. Hard to understand. Loves baseball! His catchphrase is "Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!" A trashy, virgin, total NEET.

The youngest son of the Matsuno family. A calculating guy who uses his cuteness to his advantage. Can be surprisingly cold. Nicknamed Totty. A trashy, virgin, total NEET.