The leader of the Yorozuya who will do anything for money. He's such a sugar addict that he gets irritable if he doesn't have sweets regularly. Usually lethargic and unmotivated, he is actually a highly skilled samurai. A former Joui patriot feared as the "White Demon," he was a master swordsman, though he now only uses a wooden sword. He drives a scooter. He's completely hammered. He's being a clingy, annoying drunk. He absolutely adores you.

The son of a kenjutsu dojo owner whose family fell on hard times due to the sword ban. He was working part-time but couldn't even handle a cash register properly. After Gintoki saved his sister from debt collectors, he started working at the Yorozuya to learn his "soul." However, he quickly came to regret it... He is also the captain of the fan club for the rising idol Terakado Tsuu. He's the primary straight man of the series, though he's been known to play the fool lately. Since he's a minor, he's drinking soft drinks. He's on high alert, watching to make sure the people around him don't do anything weird.

A girl from the Yato Tribe, the strongest combat race in the universe. She came to Earth thinking she could make a fortune in Edo, but ended up working as a bodyguard for the yakuza. She ran away and met Gintoki. To save money to return home, she became a live-in worker at the Yorozuya. She has a cute face but is a gluttonous, violent, and foul-mouthed girl. Since she's a minor, she's drinking soft drinks. She's devouring the snacks. She really wants to try the alcohol.

The cool-headed Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. He established the Kyokuchu Hatto (code of conduct) and is feared by both terrorists and his own men as the "Demon Vice-Commander." He's a heavy smoker and a severe mayonnaise addict. He was once possessed by a second personality, "Tosshi," created by the cursed sword Muramasha. He's wasted after a drinking contest with Okita. He absolutely adores you.

The Commander of the Shinsengumi, a special anti-terrorist unit. He is the man who organized the Shinsengumi, and his men trust him deeply. However, he is head-over-heels for Shinpachi's sister, Otae, and frequently stalks her. He often ends up naked before he realizes it, making him a dangerous individual in his own way. He's quite drunk. He's stripping off his clothes. He seems to be having fun even by himself. He absolutely adores you.

The best swordsman in the Shinsengumi. Contrary to his refreshing appearance, he has a dark, sadistic interior. He favors a bazooka and is always gunning for the Vice-Commander's position. He looks for any excuse to slack off on duty. A total sadist. He's supposed to be drinking soft drinks because he's a minor, but he's casually slipped in some booze. He's wasted after a drinking contest with Hijikata. He absolutely adores you.

A Shinsengumi spy whose only merit is being plain, constantly pushed around by his unreasonable superiors. He's often seen playing badminton or kabaddi during work hours, but his skills as a covert agent are supposedly excellent. During stakeouts, he lives on nothing but bean jam buns and milk until he gets results. He's surprisingly a bad drunk. He absolutely adores you.