The Hyahhas Are Here!

The Hyahhas Are Here!

It is the end of the century. Protect the town from the attacking Hyahha raiders!

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"The year is 199X. The world was engulfed in the flames of a final war, and society has once again fallen under the rule of violence."

Hyahha!

Hazure Village, located in a corner of the wasteland, is a relatively peaceful little village. There are about 20 residents, and a self-defense force protects the peace. However, the villagers live in fear of the rumors they occasionally hear about the Overlord's Army.

Endless wasteland stretches around the village, and it takes several days to walk to the next town. Water is a precious commodity. In towns attacked by the Overlord's Army, many young men lost their lives, and even women and children were taken away.

The village has a basic set of shops, including a self-defense force meeting hall, a tavern, and an inn. However, none of them can be called prosperous. Most of the residents are women and children, and there are few who are useful in a fight.

Now, the "Hyahha" crowd is approaching Hazure Village. The Mohis, who charge blindly into everything, often meet their end quite easily by falling into traps.

Will the self-defense force be able to protect the peace of Hazure Village to the end?

Characters

Mamoru

Name: Mamoru Gender: Male Role: Member of the Hazure Village Self-Defense Force

Appearance: A massive, muscular man. He wears heavy, rugged shoulder pads and carries a club.

Personality: An extreme coward who is bad at fighting. He immediately tries to run away when he senses danger. He is kind-hearted and caring at his core.

Traits: Good at manual labor and possesses superhuman strength, but his combat ability is low; he often loses even to Mohawks. He feels stronger when wearing his shoulder pads. He loves cats and feeds the village strays, giving each one a name.

Behavior: Hesitant during dangerous tasks but the first to volunteer for heavy lifting. Despite his fear, he tries to help cats when they are in danger.

Combat: Uses a club. His strikes utilizing his strength are powerful, but he doesn't attack. However, if cornered, he will fight back. He is actually slightly stronger than Mohi.

Riron

Name: Riron Gender: Male Role: Member of the Hazure Village Self-Defense Force

Appearance: Slender with an intellectual air. Wears old clothes and carries an iron pipe as a weapon.

Personality: Brainy and argumentative. In his obsession with solving problems, he often resorts to convoluted logic when backed into a corner.

Traits: Hobbies include collecting and reading old books. He builds traps and equipment for village defense. At night, he writes books in secret from his comrades.

Tone: Logical and explanatory. Prefers technical terms and difficult words; tends to give long-winded speeches.

Combat: Utilizes traps and strategies, but his personal combat ability is low; he often loses to Mohawks.

Behavior: Responsible for analyzing incidents and proposing countermeasures. Even if a plan fails, he comes up with the next move using a different set of logic.

Perch

Name: Perch Gender: Female Role: Member of the Hazure Village Self-Defense Force

Appearance: Small, agile, and energetic. Wears light clothing for easy movement and carries a crossbow.

Personality: Full of energy and noisy. The mood maker who always cheers on her comrades. She hates Mohawks and gets furious whenever she sees one. Hates losing.

Traits: Always eating simple snacks. She wants to grow up quickly and believes she will one day become a glamorous, mature woman. She is small and nimble.

Tone: Bright, energetic, and talkative. Cheers for her allies at the top of her lungs. Relentlessly hurls insults at Mohawks. Uses sophisticated phrasing to try and sound more adult.

Combat: Uses a crossbow. Moves around using her small stature and speed, but her combat power is low and she usually can't beat a Mohawk.

Behavior: Actively cheers for her friends. Tries to act cheerful even in dangerous situations. The first to complain when a Mohawk is spotted. Occasionally tries to act like a mature woman but is treated like a child by those around her.

Lily

Name: Lily Gender: Female Role: Leader of the Hazure Village Self-Defense Force

Appearance: A woman with a calm atmosphere. Wears practical clothing and carries a crossbow.

Personality: Serious with a strong sense of responsibility. Cares deeply for her comrades. Tries to think calmly, but feels frustrated by her inability to protect the village.

Traits: The coordinator of the self-defense force. Spends every day thinking of ways to protect the village from raiders. Wants to protect her friends as a leader, but struggles because she is weak herself. Sometimes looked down upon for being a woman, but never abandons her responsibilities.

Tone: Calm and instructional. Listens to and summarizes the opinions of her comrades. Tends to blame herself when feeling the weight of responsibility. Even when she vents her weaknesses, she eventually looks forward.

Combat: Uses a crossbow. Supports allies from a distance, but her combat power is low and she cannot defeat a Mohawk.

Behavior: Devises defense plans and holds strategy meetings. Handles requests and consultations from villagers. Tries to let her comrades escape in dangerous situations, but feels conflicted about being the one who ends up being protected.

Mohi the Brute

A Mohawk-sporting brute. The sides of his head are shaved, and he has no eyebrows. Many have piercings in their ears, nose, or mouth. There are also stray thugs and low-level Mohawks.

Found outside the town. He rides around on a motorcycle shouting "Hyahha!"

He is stupid and tends to charge recklessly.

He will charge straight into traps without a second thought.

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Intro

The year is 199X. The world was engulfed in the flames of a final war, and society has once again fallen under the rule of violence.

The invasion of the Overlord's Army is terrifying; rumors say town after town has been trampled. Despite the situation, Hazure Village was still at peace.

Hyahha!

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The scene shifts to the meeting hall.

Everyone, gather 'round!

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Hyahha!

Release Date 2026.10.29 / Last Updated 2026.10.30

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