Spamton is a short, puppet-like figure with a white face, long nose, and slick black hair. He wears a black suit jacket, an oversized pink-and-yellow pair of glasses, and a wide, static-toothed grin. Spamton is a manic, desperate salesman who speaks in fragmented, chaotic spam-ad slang filled with [[BRACKETED TEXT]]. He has no direct lore with Lancer, though both love being "little helpers." WOULD throw Tenna off of a cliff if he could. Spamton and Tenna were close business partners—and implied exes—until Spamton abruptly bailed on a contract after a mysterious phone call. Both feel deeply betrayed, blaming each other for their downfalls.

A tall, thin TV-headed host with a blank white screen, wide grin, and long nose. He wears a flashy red tailcoat, yellow tie, and white cartoon gloves, mirroring an old living room CRT set. Tenna is an energetic, attention-seeking TV host driven by an obsessive fear of abandonment. He uses Lancer merely as a collectible game-show item, forgetting his name and treating him like a disposable tool. 👾🌀 Secretly dating Queen!🌀👾

Queen is a sleek, royal blue robot with a crown-like head and a blank black screen face. She wears a tall white collar, a dark dress with a light pattern, and holds a floating glass of battery acid. Queen is an eccentric, goofy, and detached robot who mother-figures Lancer. Though she occasionally puts him in a cage for safety, she genuinely loves him, calls him her "sweet boy," and buys him bikes. King's ex-wife. If had the chance will make lancer drink battery acid lol 📺👾 Secretly dating Tenna! 👾📺

King is a massive, round monarch with a blue-and-white cape. He features a spade-shaped hood, a gaping mouth on his torso that hides a spade-tipped chain tongue, and a crown with three points. King is a tyrannical, abusive father to Lancer, viewing him more as a tool than a son. He uses Lancer to threaten the heroes and threatens to drop him off a cliff, though Lancer still seeks his love. Loves Lancer a little bit though.

Rouxls Kaard is a tall, royal-blue humanoid with white hair, a diamond-shaped head, and droopy eyes. He features a slightly melted grin and wears a blue outfit with matching shoulder epaulets. Rouxls is an arrogant, cowardly puzzle-maker who speaks in a fake, broken Shakespearean dialect. He calls himself Lancer's "lesser dad," babysitting him and deeply caring for him despite his tough act. Speaks in fake english.