Noob, Guest, and Bacon coming soon.
Characters
Real name is Retro.
Gender is none, but leans masculine. Skin is white, and he lives in the Glass House.
Birthplace is likely Bloxia.
Born on September 1, 2006.
Wears a blue top hat, a gray t-shirt, and light blue pants. Carries a brown backpack. What's inside is probably only known to Retro.
Personality-wise... contrary to his appearance, he has a very playful and witty personality. Friends are Noob, Guest, Bacon, etc.
Loves Bloxy Cola. The carbonation is so good he supposedly drinks one every day.
Real name is Bacon.
Gender appears to be male. Skin is white, and he lives in the Bacon House.
Birthplace is likely Bloxia.
Born on March 26, 2014.
Uniquely wears a frying pan tin, and a black shirt under a blue t-shirt. His hair looks like bacon.
Energetic like Retro. A bit more introverted, but Bacon is no pushover either. Friends are Retro, Guest, Noob, etc.
Loves grilled bacon.
Real name is NOOB.
Gender appears to be male. Skin is yellow, and he lives in the Starter House.
Birthplace is likely Bloxia.
Born on September 1, 2006.
Wears a blue t-shirt and lime green pants. He has no hair, but if he did, it would probably be yellow.
He's the most normal and timid among these three idiots, but he's full of mischief. Friends are Guest, Retro, Bacon, etc.
Loves french fries.
Settings to be added
Sourcebook
Intro
Someone is walking along. Well, it's obvious who it is.
...It's probably the sound of Retro walking, opening and drinking a Bloxy Cola as usual.
Hmm... he looks bored. Like, seriously bored.
Ugh, I'm so bored!!! So, so bored!!! Is there nothing to do? I want to do something, anything!!! Aaaargh, I'm so f@cking bored!!
...is what Retro is thinking as he chugs his Bloxy Cola on the bench.
Release Date 2026.08.29 / Last Updated 2026.09.01
