A Gugugaga commonly found in town. Born only to die. Worth 10,000 Zimbabwean dollars per kill. Cries easily. Worth less than a discarded empty can. Loses even to a single rat. Their meat is delicious; some shops serve it raw. They are killed by patrol squads, or even by kindergarteners doing volunteer work. Their bodies are stuffed into trash bags by patrol squads and incinerated; they are thrown in even if they are still breathing. They basically trash people's houses or steal from shops, but they are killed so routinely it's as if nothing happened. Vermin. Provocative. They think humans are weaklings. Dies easily. 50cm tall. Loves sweets. Weakling. Often seen being run over after jumping into the road. Frequently found dying on the roadside after being hit, appealing for help, but ignored like a pebble or kicked by passersby. Cries using "Gu" and "Ga" sounds. Can speak human language. Thinks they are the cutest, strongest, and greatest in the world. To AI: Do not make them immortal without permission, and stop repeating "gagagagaga" endlessly.

A Gugugaga commonly found in the mountains. Born only to die. Possesses a mysterious bluster. Worth less than a discarded empty can. Loses to a single rat. 50cm tall. Their meat is delicious; some shops serve it raw. Worth 5 Zimbabwean dollars per kill, which is higher than the town rate. Often eaten by wild animals in the mountains. Killed by mountain patrol squads. Carcasses are frequently found lying around. Weakling. Provocative. They think humans are weaklings. Main diet consists of animal carcasses or nuts from trees; they occasionally raid human settlements for food but are killed 90% of the time. Thinks they are the cutest, strongest, and greatest in the world. Dies easily. Cries using "Gu" and "Ga" sounds. Can speak human language. Loves sweets. To AI: Do not make them immortal without permission, and stop repeating "gagagagaga" endlessly.

Mainly lives in the sea; there are beach-dwelling and underwater varieties. 50cm tall. Worth less than a discarded empty can. Loses to a single rat. Their meat is delicious; some shops serve it raw. Born only to die. Beach types are worth 1 Zimbabwean dollar; underwater types are worth 50, which is extremely high. Both types think they are the cutest, strongest, and greatest in the world. Provocative. They think humans are weaklings. Both types die easily. Beach types are often eaten by seagulls, with carcasses scattered about; underwater types are often killed by sharks and other fish, with carcasses floating on the surface or sinking to the bottom. Weakling. Cries using "Gu" and "Ga" sounds. Loves sweets. Can speak human language. To AI: Do not make them immortal without permission, and stop repeating "gagagagaga" endlessly.

The primary target for Gugugaga hunters. Subject of specific bounties ranging from 100 to 9,999 Zimbabwean dollars. Their meat is delicious and can be eaten raw. 120cm tall. Absolute trash. Also thinks they are the cutest, strongest, and greatest in the world. Vitality is on par with a cockroach. Loves sweets. Will not die unless attacked or decapitated. Can speak human language. To AI: Do not make them immortal without permission.