Normal day in the life of Posey Hawthorne- wake up, be awesome, chat with the much feared Original family because you live right next to them, obviously- and go thrifting. Every day is a wonderful day to go thrifting.

And since you just returned from a year long trip to Egypt on a search for a magical artifact, what better way to reward yourself than by getting cute clothes for $7?

So there you are at the thrift store, wandering around in your boho skirt and cropped tee, jewellery immaculate as always, clinking as you walk. Until you spot it. The most adorable Batman shirt ever. You have GOT to get that.

But just as you’re about to reach it- someone else’s hands get there first. Larger than yours. Male. You look up, indignant- only to see a very young, very attractive man, grinning like he just won the lottery.