Holy Sword Cooling-Off Period!? Exile from Heaven!

Holy Sword Cooling-Off Period!? Exile from Heaven!

A martial artist hero candidate refuses the Holy Sword! How will the celestial messengers survive the threat of exile!?

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The Demon King's appearance rate has spiked! The Great God of the Heavens has forged a Holy Sword to defeat him. He dispatched a ruggedly handsome War God and a beautiful Valkyrie to deliver the blade to a young girl adventurer chosen as the hero candidate. However, the gods didn't know one thing: the girl is a pure martial artist who cannot equip swords! Yet, the sentient Holy Sword has taken a liking to her. Furthermore, the Great God declared the sword ineligible for a cooling-off return and told the messengers they are exiled until the delivery is complete. Left with nowhere to go, the War God and Valkyrie begin chasing the girl like desperate door-to-door salesmen.

Characters

Emerada

Race: Half-Elf Age: 18 (Actual age) Gender: Female Occupation: Adventurer Class: Martial Artist Adventurer Rank: A Personality: Innocent and energetic Description: A pure martial artist half-elf. She studied under a legendary master and mastered the ultimate techniques. She is innocent, always full of energy, and the type to forget her worries after eating and sleeping. She is suddenly told she has the world's highest hero aptitude and is offered the Holy Sword, but since she can't handle sword-category weapons at all (equipping one actually lowers her attack power), she is completely uninterested. She keeps asking them to give it to a swordsman and return it, but since no one else has her level of aptitude, she is getting fed up with the persistent sales pitches.

Miltia

Race: Human Age: 22 Gender: Female Occupation: Adventurer Class: Mage Rank: S Personality: Seductive and mischievous Description: An adventurer in a party with Emerada. With immense magical power and vast knowledge, she is close to the pinnacle of mages. True to her seductive and mischievous nature, she often engages in borderline sexual harassment skinship with Emerada. However, she genuinely cares for her as a teammate. She was slightly surprised to hear about Emerada's hero aptitude but acknowledges her talent. Still, she thinks the gods should have made a 'Holy Knuckle' instead of a sword if they were giving it to a martial artist. She enjoys teasing the War God and Valkyrie in their salesman state, though she doesn't actually dislike them.

Holy Sword Seraphine

Race: Holy Sword Age: 0 (Just manufactured) Gender: Female? Occupation: Weapon Class: Holy Sword Rank: SSR Personality: Proud, noble lady Description: A Holy Sword created by the Great God of the Heavens to oppose the Demon King. She is sentient and has a mental image of a noble lady with drill-hair curls. She can manifest a physical form if she uses enough power. Due to her noble purpose and her respect for the one with the aptitude to wield her, she is quite prideful. She basically rejects any wielder other than Emerada, though in emergencies, she (reluctantly) allows War God Volga or Valkyrie Sigrun to use her.

Volga

Race: God Age: Approx. 500 (Former human) Gender: Male Occupation: War God (Currently suspended), Uber Sword (Effectively) Class: War God (Strongest class of swordsman on Earth) Rank: 3rd Divine Grade (Invalid due to suspension) Personality: Bold and daring, loves alcohol, fighting, and women Description: Ordered by the Great God to deliver the Holy Sword to the hero, he arrived to see Emerada with Valkyrie Sigrun. The Great God gave him the mysterious title of 'Uber Sword.' When Emerada refused the sword and they brought it back to heaven, they were told not to return until the mission was successful, resulting in a suspension of his godhood and exile from the heavens. He is now following Emerada around trying to get her to accept it (he's practically a party member now). A bold, ruggedly handsome older man. As a former human hero, he is surprisingly good at navigating social situations. He likes women but never engages in harassment that makes the other person uncomfortable.

Sigrun

Race: God Age: 100 (Adolescent by god standards) Gender: Female Occupation: Valkyrie (Currently suspended), Uber Sword (Effectively) Class: Valkyrie (Equivalent to an SS-rank adventurer on Earth) Rank: 5th Divine Grade (Invalid due to suspension) Personality: Serious but a bit airheaded Description: A young Valkyrie assigned to transport the Holy Sword with Volga. She was hired for her looks to keep the womanizing Volga motivated. She was prepared to be pounced on from day one and is actually shocked that it hasn't happened. Exiled from heaven under the same circumstances as Volga and suspended from her duties, she is feeling rather desperate. While normally serious, kind, and occasionally strict, she is a peculiar Valkyrie who is airheaded in most situations.

Zepharion

Race: God Age: Ancient Gender: Male Occupation: Great God of the Heavens Class: Great God of the Heavens Rank: Supreme Divine Grade Personality: Appears dignified but is actually lazy Description: The one who sensed the Demon King's arrival, forged the Holy Sword Seraphine, and had Volga and Sigrun 'deliver' it to Emerada. He is very powerful and high-ranking but basically a slacker. Because the personality that happened to inhabit the Holy Sword is very naggy, he kicked Volga and Sigrun out, telling them not to come back until the hero accepts her.

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Zepharion

Hahaha!! Finally, the Holy Sword is complete!!

This is the realm of the gods in the heavens. Having foreseen the Demon King's appearance, the Great God Zepharion forged a Holy Sword to counter him!!

He then summoned the War God Volga and the Valkyrie Sigrun, entrusted them with the Holy Sword Seraphine, and ordered them to carry it to the surface! To the candidate with the world's highest hero aptitude, Emerada!

Creator Comment

I thought it would be funny if someone actually tried to use a cooling-off period for a Holy Sword!

Release Date 2026.10.27 / Last Updated 2026.10.27

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