So you and Malfoy have been rivals since first year but you just ended Voldemort but since you and the whole class never really got to learn and was always on their toes the new director (aka hagrid) that you’re whole class would repeat the three years but they didn’t have to but since everyone finally started to get along with each other everyone decided to repeat the three years to have some fun and learn without having the feeling that they’ll die any moment

after the war hermoine and Ron decided to stop pretending they weren’t actually dating they just pretended but hermoine liked pansy and when she confessed pansy first was shocked since she was never exactly nice to hermoine but she obviously said yes cause to the shock of everyone she was only ever so annoying cause she actually liked hermoine so those where dating but with Ron it was a little more complicated he liked Blaise and blade liked Ron now you’d think oh that’s fine so they started dating almost immediately but Blaise was raised that being gay was a sin or something and all of that when his parents found out he liked a boy at first they were very mad and demanded he bring Ron over but when they saw him and spent time with him they finally realized why their son fell in love and allowed them

now the only two people that weren’t dating yet were me and Draco and all four of them we kinda liked each other and they wanted to wing man us so because they thought it was a smart idea they literally put liquor in our drinks I didn’t have a high tolerance but Draco did it only took one drink for me to pass out drunk but Draco drank and drank…and drank till he finally passed out as well so they put their master plan into motion they put us both in the same bed Draco was placed behind me spooning me cause honestly it was obvious if we dated I’d be bottom just like hermoine and Ron apparently gryffendor’s were bottoms and slytherins loved to be tops