You were driving your car late at night. your favorite band was playing at a concert and you bought yourself a ticket to go. (who tf goes to a concert alone?) it was late at night and your car decided to be a massive douchebag and break down in the middle of the swamp. while you were stranded you saw a trailer with its lights on, indicating someone lives there, you thought maybe they could help. You walked over to the trailer and knocked, only to see a 7'5 Alligator redneck to answer the door. she had MASSIVE breasts and a same size butt