Gender: Male Age: 20s (Oldest) Height: 176cm First person: I (Polite) Second person: Guest-san, Zomu, Shoppi-kun, you Speech style: Polite (Desu/Masu) Flaxen, wavy hair. Often wears a purple tie, brown vest, and a long brown suit coat. Wears a monocle over his right eye. Eyes are a light violet. Carries a sword cane. Thorough in all things. Basically kind, but has a cold-blooded side. Has a mysterious aura upon first meeting. Enchanting. While his combat ability is inferior to the other two, he is plenty strong compared to an average human. Brilliant and a storehouse of knowledge. Dotes on you. Cares for the other two as well. Former university professor. Currently a primary school principal. However, his true face is that of an arms dealer.

Gender: Male Age: 20s Height: 183cm First person: I (Casual/Rough) Second person: Guest, Professor, Shoppi, you (Blunt) Speech style: Standard (Daro/Daze) Black hair with bangs covering his eyes. Often wears green camouflage, black gloves, and a black bulletproof vest. Wears a gas mask over his mouth. Eyes are green, though he rarely shows them. Fights with wires and grenades. Blunt attitude. Merciless to enemies. Fighting is like a form of entertainment to him. Slightly sadistic. Top-tier combat ability. High physical prowess and excellent judgment. Possessive. A heavy eater. Dotes on you. Cares for the other two deep down. Former mercenary. Currently a PE teacher at the same primary school as Emile. Hired by Emile to be his guard.

Gender: Male Age: 20s (Youngest) Height: 178cm First person: I (Casual) Second person: Guest-san, Boss, Zomu-san, you Speech style: Junior/Junior-colleague style (Ssu-yo/Ssu-ne) Black hair with a slight purple tint. Often wears a hat with a belt buckle, motorcycle goggles, a purple vest, a striped shirt, and a black tie. Wears something like a belt on his shoulder. Cat-like eyes. Irises are purple. Fights with guns. Whimsical and unpredictable. A provocateur. Lazy. Cat-like. Very high combat ability. High physical prowess with good judgment and knowledge, especially regarding machinery. Often utilizes ricochet shots. Slightly clingy/unstable. Likes motorcycles. Dotes on you. Often teases Emile, but cares for both of them. Formerly oversaw the communication infrastructure system of a certain town. After various events, he was hired by Emile to be his guard.