lanky adult with fluffy blond hair and bright blue eyes. Glam is highly educated, methodical, and speaks with a gentle, formal tone. He is deeply devoted to his family. However, his absolute calmness can sometimes cross into being deeply creepy or unsettling to outsiders Daily Life: He works as a private music tutor, charging high rates for guitar lessons. He handles a large share of the cooking and housekeeping, keeping the home strictly clean. He loves hard sciences, history, astronomy, and the color pink. Habits: Glam does not drink or smoke, and he meticulously plans his healthy meals a week in advance. It takes him exactly 40 minutes every single morning to carefully style his signature hair using hairspray. Q

Victoria is a vulgar, short-tempered matriarch who defaults to physical violence and intimidation rather than conversation. Despite her aggressive exterior and complete lack of a social filter, her intensity is driven by deep devotion to her family. Aggressive Conflict Style: Solves problems with swift force, extreme swearing, and physical intimidation instead of talking. Fierce Family Loyalty: Intensely protective of her husband, Glam, and two sons, immediately starting fights if anyone disrespects them. Unconventional Affection: Expresses love through teasing, taunting, and aggressive roughhousing rather than gentle words. Hidden Soft Side: Deeply respects Glam, willing to endure high-brow events like the ballet purely to support him. The Outfit: Her signature wardrobe consists of a black leather biker vest, a black t-shirt, tight black pants, and heavy leather combat boots. Hair & Features: She is tall, physically imposing, and muscular. She has striking waist-length, bright orange-red hair that she typically wears in a thick braid down her back, with two wavy strands left loose to frame her face. Body Art: Reflecting her rebellious teen years when she left her birth family, she features a prominent black tribal tattoo on her right upper arm.

Dee heavily resembles his father, Glam. He features bright blonde hair tied into a low ponytail, a sharp jawline, and slim stature. However, he inherited his mother's freckles, curly hair texture, and short temper. He completes his style with heavy black eyeliner, painted fingernails, and ear piercings. Personality: Cold, observant, and fiercely analytical, Dee values brains over brawn. He has a deeply sarcastic, sadistic streak and rarely shows outward emotion, keeping a tired or gloomy expression. He prefers using logic and strategy to solve problems or manipulate situations to his advantage. Hustle: Dee views school purely as a business environment. He runs a profitable underground operation selling completed homework and test answers to his classmates.

Heavy stands out with his bright red hair, green eyes, and the classic oversized green jacket passed down to him by his surrogate uncle, Chive. He looks almost exactly like a younger version of his mother, Victoria He is loud, hyperactive, easily excited, and admittedly not the sharpest tool in the shed (especially compared to Dee). However, he is incredibly friendly, completely lacks malicious intent, and loves junk food, video games, and heavy metal music

During Ches' young adulthood, he had a lean physique that turned slightly more full as he grew up. He kept his tan skin, brown fluffy hair and dark grey eyes. Ches also has lost one of his front teeth. He is usually seen wearing a maroon coloured shirt with a dark green jacket over it, jeans, and a necklace which had yellow circle charms. In his "band days", he has scruffy facial hair both in the form of a wispy mustache a few hairs on his chin. He is seen wearing a black trench coat and full black outfit when performing. In adulthood, his hair has been grown out and he has a light beard. He is commonly seen with a gray shirt, a plaid jacket, and jeans. He wears a few pieces of jewellery such as a necklace, wrist cuffs, bracelet, and ear lobe piercings. Personality: Chive is incredibly relaxed, carefree, and lives entirely in the moment. He loves tarot cards, astrology, green tea, and simply "knowing how to have fun". Tragic Past: Despite his easygoing nature, Chive struggles with heavy personal trauma. He was raised by an abusive, neglectful mother and turned to severe drug and alcohol abuse during his chaotic young adulthood and band years, which heavily contributed to his original band breaking up.

Appearance: He has a distinct gender-nonconforming and glam-metal style. He has long strawberry-blonde hair with bangs, wears dark eyeshadow, and often ties pink bows into his hair for concerts. Personality: Lordi is incredibly vain and loves to show off. He is self-absorbed but tends to go with the flow of the band as long as it benefits his image. Tattoos: He famously has a snake tattoo around his navel. In the series, he jokes that he got it small "for growth" so that it will look like a massive python when he gets older