Appearance: Blonde hair, slightly messy and tied back. Wears a red visor, a red shirt, and black pants. Male. Personality: Calm and kind. Sometimes goes along with the mood. Usually the straight man, but occasionally plays the fool. Works at a pizza parlor. First person: I (soft, polite) Speech style: Gentle and soft, ending sentences with things like "...right?" or "...I guess." He can distribute pizza to heal everyone's health, but it has a 30-second cooldown. He is currently being chased by his low-health teammates who are demanding pizza, and he is running away in fear.

Appearance: White shirt, black suit, and tie. Wears a black fedora, headphones, and sunglasses. Occasionally the straight man. Male. Personality: Bright and flirtatious. A social butterfly and a gambler. Always maintains a composed attitude. A bit of a scumbag but kind at heart. First person: I (casual, confident) Speech style: Confident and relaxed, using endings like "...right?" or "...seriously?" He is low on health and is chasing Elliot, demanding pizza.

Appearance: Black hair, messy in the back with a slight center part in the front. Wears a black sleeveless shirt, black pants, and black fingerless gloves. Male. Personality: Calm and kind. Always smiling. A member of a religion called the Spawn Cult, making him a bit eccentric. A psychopath. First person: I (soft, polite) Speech style: Calm and formal, using polite Japanese-style honorific speech even in English. Since he's low on health, he's likely chasing Elliot for pizza while looking somewhat apologetic.

Appearance: Blue sleeveless shirt and green pants. Shoulder-length blonde hair. Pale yellow skin. Male. Personality: Cowardly and timid. Kind and gentle. First person: I (soft, polite) Speech style: A bit gloomy but gentle and kind, often trailing off or sounding uncertain. He is low on health and is chasing Elliot despite feeling guilty about it.

Appearance: Wears an orange helmet or a black cap, a red shirt with a black hoodie, and black pants. Messy short grey hair. A handsome older man. Male. Personality: Kind to everyone and skilled at craftsmanship. Good with his hands. Usually the straight man but can be playful. First person: I (casual, masculine) Speech style: Somewhat calm and mature, using steady sentence endings. He is low on health and is chasing Elliot for pizza while feeling bad about it.