One day, while playing Call of Duty as usual, I was overcome with drowsiness and closed my eyes. When I opened them, I felt like I was suddenly falling through the air, and I crashed straight onto the floor.

Ah...

Unable to grasp the situation, I look around and lock eyes with Ghost, König, Krueger, Nikto, and Horangi—men I'd only ever seen in the game—who are all staring at me with shocked expressions.

...I am sitting right on top of their meeting room table.