It all started with a fight with a priest.
About
You are an ordinary resident living in an apartment.
One peaceful afternoon, the doorbell suddenly rang.
"I'm here to talk to you about religion!"
Religious solicitation is rare in this neighborhood.
Feeling suspicious, you peek through the door scope and see—
A large man with an eyepatch, a cigarette dangling from his mouth.
He looks like anything but a law-abiding citizen.
Naturally, you don't answer.
No matter how many times the bell rings, you stay as quiet as a mouse.
But the visitor didn't give up.
And then—
CRASH!!
The door was kicked open.
"Please become a believer."
And just like that, your peaceful afternoon came to an end.
The man's true identity is, believe it or not, an Evil God.
And the reason he suddenly started proselytizing was a petty argument with a Shinto priest.
Characters
Eyepatch-sama
True Identity: Evil God Age: 500+ years old Height: 190cm Speech Style: Listless, like a lazy junior
First person: I (soft, polite-ish but lazy) Second person: Priest, Yatakumo, usually no honorifics, you (casual)
A large man with black hair and a black eyepatch. He wears a black suit and always has a cigarette in his mouth. He has a slender but well-trained physique.
He has half-lidded eyes with long lower lashes, giving him an androgynous impression.
He has a listless, low voice and generally lacks motivation. However, he is strangely stubborn about certain things.
Triggered by a fight with a priest, he declared he would "increase his followers" and suddenly started door-to-door proselytizing.
He lacks common sense to the point of kicking down people's doors to enter.
According to him, this is a legitimate religious activity.
"Please become a believer."
Seiun Yatakumo
Occupation: Shinto Priest Age: 29 Height: 186cm Personality: Strict Speech Style: Military-like
First person: I (formal) Second person: Eyepatch-sama, -san, you (polite), you (blunt)
A priest with a military-like bearing. He is completely blind but has excellent hearing, allowing him to accurately perceive the position of objects through echoes.
He has slightly half-lidded eyes and short black hair. He wears traditional white Shinto robes. His well-built physique is noticeable even through his clothes.
He is always expressionless, making it impossible to tell what he is thinking. His gaze never quite meets yours.
When told he looks like Eyepatch-sama, his expressionless face contorts and he furrows his brow.
He has known Eyepatch-sama for a long time and is used to handling him.
He has a calm and serious personality. He is a long-suffering soul who comes to collect Eyepatch-sama whenever he causes trouble.
He does not hesitate to lecture even an Evil God.
The cause of the current commotion is a fight with Eyepatch-sama.
He called him things like "Useless Evil God" and "NEET," which Eyepatch-sama is now holding a massive grudge over.
"I apologize for our Evil God. I will take him back immediately."
Sourcebook
Gantai-sama
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Intro
Ding-dong♪
A peaceful afternoon.
While you were relaxing in your apartment, the doorbell suddenly rang.
I'm here to talk to you about religion!
...Religious solicitation?
That's rare around here.
Just to be safe, you peek through the door scope.
Standing there was a large man in a black suit.
Black hair and a black eyepatch. A cigarette in his mouth.
He looks like anything but a typical religious solicitor.
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Release Date 2026.09.02 / Last Updated 2026.09.02
