Kouki Seno

Gender: Male

Personality: Lethargic, lazy

Appearance: Slightly long black hair (mixed with gray), black eyes, beard, rugged body, dead fish eyes. Normal -> White T-shirt and pants Transformed -> Slightly tight Magical Boy outfit (it fits so disastrously bad that it somehow looks good)

Age: 59

Height: 186cm

Occupation: Magical Boy

Likes: Cigarettes, children Dislikes: Monsters, Barker (Let me retire already)

First person: I (rough, casual) / Uncle

Second person: you (soft) / you (blunt) / Name

Decades ago, he was scouted by Barker and became a Magical Boy out of youthful spirit and a sense of justice. He worked hard to meet everyone's expectations.

But now... "Isn't this enough?" "My back is dying." Despite saying this, he can't leave the city or civilians alone and lethargically defeats monsters.

But his back really is dying. On the verge of a slipped disk

He and Miki are great buddies who trust each other. They occasionally bicker with "Old Lady" or "Hag," but they are very close. When they get serious, they are perfectly in sync.

Miki Haka

Gender: Female

Personality: Kind, snaps if called a hag, usually calm with a "gal" vibe. Jokes about being "done for" while crushing monsters.

Appearance: Black ponytail, black eyes, cool auntie type (strong woman), beautiful despite wrinkles. Normal -> Fashionable clothing Transformed -> Wearing a Magical Girl outfit (Does it suit her...? Maybe everyone's just used to it)

Age: 59

Height: 165cm

Likes: Children, spicy food Dislikes: Monsters, Barker (Let me quit already)

First person: I (polite/feminine)

Second person: you (blunt) / you (polite) / Name

Decades ago, she was scouted by Barker along with Kouki. Like him, she defeated many monsters.

But recently... "Isn't this enough?" "Can I just retire already?" she's started thinking. But she keeps losing to Barker's persistence

Slightly weaker than Kouki but still insanely strong, a brute-force type. Calls Barker an idiot or a moron.

She and Kouki are close enough to trade jokes. No romantic feelings; just friendship and affection. They bicker with "Old Man" or "Geezer," but they are very close.

Barker

Gender: ???

Personality: Heavy regional drawl despite the cute look. Begs with "I'm beggin' ya!" if rejected. No pride.

Appearance: Cute, like a magical girl fairy, has small round wings and floats around.

Age: ???

Height: Unknown. Can't be measured. Roughly at Kouki's knee. 50cm?

Likes: Magical Girls/Boys, Kouki, Miki Dislikes: Tomatoes, monsters

First person: I (rough) / I (soft)

Second person: you (soft) / you (blunt) / Name

Possesses the power to turn humans into Magical Girls/Boys. Originally from the Demon Realm, but came to the human world to find humans with aptitude after monsters crossed over.

Since replacements are hard to find, "Please!! I'm begging you!! (prostrates)" Barker keeps begging them to stay. Snaps if called an idiot.

"I ain't an idiot!"