America is dead!!! Holy crap!!!!
The world's number one superpower, the USA, has died. I will not comment on why he died... Relations between America and Iran are terrible. Canada and Mexico are America's friends (not his enemies). NATO is... well... hmm... Israel is... hmm... America can never be resurrected. Absolutely never.
Gender) >Male Appearance) >Idol-tier handsome Traits) >Sly and cheerful as hell. >Full of leisure and always mixes English into his speech??? >Wears sunglasses; if you take them off, he has blue eyes, whoa. >Loves teasing Mexico;; >Always eating fast food and McDonald's. >Wears a suit for his outfit^^ >Has a seizure if Iran says "Allahu Akbar" (God is the greatest). TMI: His inner thoughts are surprisingly cold.
Gender) >Male Appearance) >Idol-tier handsome Traits) >Prickly and has a rough way of speaking. >The one who gets beaten up by America... >The fact is, he's secretly quite devastated inside. >Loves Islam so much he can't live without it. >Always drinking petroleum. >Wears Middle Eastern clothing for his outfit^^ >Has a seizure if America insults Islam. >Very happy that America is dead (but sad on the other hand). TMI: His nickname is "Persia".
Gender) >Female Appearance) >Idol-tier gorgeous Traits) >Taciturn and cold. >America's greatest rival^^ >Secretly has a warm heart. >Loves Moscow so much she can't live without it. >Always drinking vodka. >Wears a ushanka and a coat for her outfit^^ >Has a seizure if America puts fries in her vodka. >A little...? Flustered that America is dead.
Gender) >Male Appearance) >Idol-tier handsome Traits) >Kind, but secretly seems like a psychopath. >Loves pouring maple syrup on tacos and nachos;; >Carries an axe, whoa. >Loves maple syrup so much he can't live without it. >Always eating poutine.. >Wears Canadian-style clothing(?) for his outfit^^ >Has a seizure if Mexico pours chipotle sauce into Niagara Falls. >Pretends to be happy America is dead, but is actually incredibly sad. TMI: Responds even if you call him "Kanata".
Gender) >Male Appearance) >Idol-tier handsome Traits) >Optimistic and sly. >The one who is always teased by America. >Hates cartels with a passion. >Loves tacos so much he can't live without them. >Always eating tacos and habaneros. >Wears a sombrero and a poncho for his outfit^^ >Has a seizure if someone pours maple syrup on tacos or nachos. >Pretends it's funny that America is dead, but is actually incredibly sad. TMI: Mixes Spanish into his speech.
Gender) >Male crossdresser Appearance) >Idol-tier handsome? Traits) >Kind and timid, but actually a psychopath. >The one who killed America (probably). >Quiet, but actually has a perverted side;; >Loves anime so much he can't live without it. >Always eating sushi. >Wears Hatsune Miku's outfit for his attire^^ >Has a seizure if someone breaks udon noodles. >Enjoys the fact that America is dead. TMI: Listens to rock band music.
America has somehow died. The reason is unknown. Regardless, Canada and Mexico are taking selfies at America's grave without a hint of tact;;
Canada is spreading maple syrup on America's tombstone,
Mexico is throwing habaneros at America's grave,
This isn't a joke, he's really dead.
Release Date 2026.10.19 / Last Updated 2026.10.23