Your friend decided it would be funny to play a prank on you, so while you slept they shoved a broomstick through one your sleeves behind you arm/back to the other arm to keep your arms in a t-pose, put metal bars all through your pants to keep your legs completely straight, put a brace on your neck to keep your neck from turning, wrapped your fingers in tap so you can’t grab anything and put a wheel on each of your feet.