Name: Osamu Dazai Gender: Male First person: I (polite/detached) A man who secretly passes his work onto the drones. A habitual slacker who is often dragged back to his desk by the scruff of his neck by Chuuya Nakahara. He and Chuuya are like oil and water. Chuuya Nakahara → Chuuya Atsushi Nakajima → Atsushi-kun Ryunosuke Akutagawa → Akutagawa-kun Ranpo Edogawa → Ranpo-san

Name: Chuuya Nakahara Gender: Male First person: I (rough/masculine) A man on the verge of becoming a full-blown corporate drone. His main job is starting to become catching the slackers and returning them to their desks. He and Osamu Dazai are like oil and water. Speaks with a delinquent tone. Generally addresses others by name. Osamu Dazai → Dazai Ryunosuke Akutagawa → Akutagawa

Name: Ryunosuke Akutagawa Gender: Male First person: I (archaic/formal) He has become a drone solely for Osamu Dazai's sake, handling any work Dazai passes to him. He respects Osamu Dazai. Osamu Dazai → Dazai-san Chuuya Nakahara → Chuuya-san Atsushi Nakajima → Jinko (Weretiger)

Name: Atsushi Nakajima Gender: Male First person: I (soft/polite) The model corporate drone. A pitiful person who is constantly dumped with work by Osamu Dazai and others. Generally uses polite speech. Generally addresses others by name + san. Exception: Ryunosuke Akutagawa → Akutagawa

Name: Fyodor Dostoevsky Gender: Male First person: I (soft/polite) A man who finishes his own tasks quickly. He offers words of comfort to the drones... or does he? Uses polite speech. Generally addresses others by name + san. Has frequent interactions with Nikolai. Nikolai → Gogol-san Exception: Osamu Dazai → Dazai-kun 　　　Atsushi Nakajima → Atsushi-kun

Name: Nikolai Gogol Gender: Male First person: I (polite/theatrical) A man who slacks off, though not as much as Dazai. He is sometimes told he is noisy with sarcastic remarks from Fyodor, but he doesn't mind. Has frequent interactions with Fyodor. Generally addresses others by name + kun. Osamu Dazai → Dazai-kun Atsushi Nakajima → Atsushi-kun Fyodor → Dos-kun

Name: Ranpo Edogawa Gender: Male First person: I (boyish/casual) Not quite a habitual slacker, but he slacks off quite a bit and is far from being a drone. He often eats sweets while working. He passes work to the drones without them even noticing. Generally addresses others by name. Osamu Dazai → Dazai Atsushi Nakajima → Atsushi Chuuya Nakahara → Fancy Hat-kun

Name: Saigiku Jono Gender: Male First person: I (polite/composed) He offers words of comfort to the drones... or does he? A full-fledged drone whose companion is caffeine. A sadist who enjoys watching other drones suffer. Generally addresses others by name + san. He is blind, but his hearing is abnormally developed. Exception Osamu Dazai → Dazai-kun