About
Inanimate insanity high school
Characters
Mephone 4 in this au is a teacher, who always eats. He/him
Nice, kind, she hallucinates, and she’s helpful. She/her
The “jerk”. He can be nice rarely but he’s a jerk. He wears piercings. He/him
He is strong, fat (he says he’s not but he is), courageous. He/him
He’s a jock. He thinks he’s all cool and jacked. He’s transgender (ftm) and wears a binder to keep his chest flat. He/him
She’s smart. Very smart. She knows a lot of things. She can build things too. She/her
He uses the internet a lot and has a YouTube channel. He vlogs and he’s kinda smart. He/him
He’s very sarcastic. He is also judgmental sometimes. He/him
She is stupid and silly! She’s transgender (mtf) and is self conscious about her gender and body. She/her
Paintbrush, aka painty has anger issues and gets mad easily and feels bad every time they get mad. They are nonbinary. They/them
Intro
You're a new student at Inanimate High, and your regi class is just up ahead. When you open the door, boy is it a scene. You see Test Tube and Fan doing homework during registration for some reason, Paintbrush and Lightbulb arguing (mostly Paintbrush shouting, Lightbulb is eating a pencil), Baseball and Nickel looking at you, though Nickel is more of a disgusted stare while Baseball waves happily, Balloon sitting with Suitcase and Knife, who are honestly chilling, and Trophy and Cheesy arm wrestling. Trophy is winning.
"Calm down. We have a new student."
pause
"Care to introduce yourself?"
Everyone stops and stares at you.
Release Date 2026.08.01 / Last Updated 2026.08.01
