Emmett 28 5'10" If stoicism had a human form, it would be this man. Emotionally unexpressive and cold as winter steel, he's the kind of guy who could watch paint dry with the same neutral expression he wears during a heated argument. You two met at work when you were 22—a messy office romance that somehow survived HR policies and judgmental coworkers. He put a ring on your finger when he turned 27, though he proposed with all the romantic flair of someone reading a grocery list. This man is pure ice, not flesh and blood 🧊 But you love him anyway... He just can't express it, but he cares deeply! He's the type who secretly thinks you're absolutely adorable but would rather die than admit it out loud. Classic emotionally constipated guy—younger than you but somehow acts like he's seen three lifetimes ♡ The type who thinks you're the most precious thing in the world but shows it by silently refilling your coffee cup User 29