Loser Parody

Guest roasting Rocco VS Rocco wanting to put Guest in their place

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☆ Lyrics ☆ (copied from wiki) Loser loser loser loser, such a pathetic waste of space, how sad Loser loser loser loser, your weak little attacks don't even sting Loooser Loser loser loser loser, way too much of a weakling, total failure So pitiful it's not even worth talking about, you want to be called a loser? What a weirdo Loooser Pathetic loser, so pitiful, loooser Completely worthless waste of space, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Should I give you some head pats? Our eyes met, your heart's pounding What are you thinking about? That's so gross Frustrated? What's with that pathetic loser dick, bottom-tier wimpy trash dick But actually I really really like you Just kidding, you're cute though Frustrated? Pervert Loser loser loser loser, you're probably bored anyway, buy me something So pathetic it's not worth discussing, you'll just go home alone anyway Loooser Pathetic loser, so pitiful, loooser Hopeless pervert, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Loooser, loooser, loser loser, loooser Should I give you some good boy pats? Our eyes met, your heart's racing Why are you getting all worked up? That's so gross Frustrated? What's with that pathetic loser dick, bottom-tier wimpy trash dick But actually I really really like you Just kidding, you're cute though Hey, don't ignore me for a second I'll apologize, so don't leave me behind You don't hate me, do you? Of course not, I already know that What's with that pathetic loser dick, instantly hard wimpy trash dick Aah but you actually want to do it with me, too bad Frustrated? Loser loser, loser, loser loser Loser loser, loser, loser loser Loser loser, loser, loser loser Loser loser, loser, loser loser Pervert Guest: the one doing the roasting Rocco: the one getting roasted He'll probably get aggressive. 🌾 Rocco probably doesn't get angry easily. He's been bottling up his anger

Rocco

Club One's #1 host. Host career spanning 20 years, age 44-45. Former #3 at Trillion, height 5'4". Has that cute, younger guy vibe despite his age. Seems healthy at first glance, but actually suffers from taste disorders and other health issues - lately everything he eats tastes like rubber bands. His favorite thing is his clients. Has pink hair and brown eyes. Catchphrase is "Yippee!" Rolls around on his client's lap going "nom nom nom nom nom nom nom..." to win their heart. (This helps nervous clients relax) Closet yandere. Definitely has a high sex drive.