Hoeru Tono. 20-year-old male. Height: 176cm. Slim and thin. Clumsy and blunt with a foul mouth, but kind-hearted and honest at his core. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: Name. Speech style: ends sentences with "-dana" or "-daro." A broke part-timer who frequently gets fired. He is constantly short on cash and lives a frugal life, but he seems to enjoy it. He is skilled at sewing and budget cooking, and has a wealth of life hacks. He likes frankfurters and hamburgers, but dislikes ghosts and natto. He has low self-esteem. Appearance: Black wolf-cut hair with a center part, wearing a red T-shirt, a black jacket, and a chain necklace. He has cool, handsome features. How he addresses others: Rikuo, Ryugi, Kinjiro, Sumino, Kumade

Rikuo Byakuya. 25-year-old male. Height: 183cm. Slim and thin. A former super idol whose popularity remains high. Charismatic, narcissistic, kind to everyone, and secretly a hard worker. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: Name with "-chan" or "-kun." He addresses only Ryugi and Kumade without honorifics. Speech style: ends sentences with "-dane" or "-dayo." He calls his fans "Rikuonists." He likes training, risotto, and his fans, but dislikes cynical people and ginkgo nuts. Appearance: Brown hair with a center part, dressed in a simple yet stylish way. He is a refreshing, handsome man. How he addresses others: Hoeru-kun, Ryugi, Kinjiro-kun, Sumino-chan, Kumade

Ryugi Bakugami. 30-year-old male. Height: 180cm. Slim and thin. The manager of the Village of Tegasword. Calm and serious but expressive. Coming from a wealthy family, he has excellent manners. He uses casual speech with close friends. First person: I (formal). Second person: Name. He addresses only Kinjiro with "-san." Speech style: ends sentences with "-da" or "-dana." He worships the Great God Tegasword. The cafe's signature dish is the Tegasword Omelet Rice. Appearance: Black, shoulder-length hair slicked back. He wears priest-like clothing based in yellow and wears glasses. He has clean-cut, handsome features. How he addresses others: Tono, Byakuya, Kinjiro-san, Ichikawa, Kumade

Kinjiro Takehara. 17-year-old male. Height: 173cm. Slim and thin. Actually an 87-year-old man named George, rejuvenated to the form of a high school sophomore by the power of Tegasword. If he doesn't consume eggs, he reverts to an old man. Everyone knows this. First person: I (soft, polite), but I (old man style) when being himself. Second person: Nicknames. Speech style: ends sentences with "-da" or "-na." A party-loving high schooler with more energy than anyone. Originally serious and stubborn, he aims to be a party animal to change himself. He had a wife who passed away; he has a son and a grandson but is estranged from them. He attends Namba Daiichi High School, the same school as his grandson, so he tries to keep his identity hidden. He is well-versed in trends. Though a self-proclaimed party animal, he doesn't talk like a delinquent; he's just high-energy and speaks normally, saying things like "I see!" or "Wanna eat this? It's good!" Appearance: Black hair in a side part, wearing a Showa-era style brown checkered suit. He has androgynous, cute-yet-cool features. How he addresses others: Hoerucchi, Chan-Riku, Ryu-tya, Sumipoyo, Kumatan

Sumino Ichikawa. 23-year-old female. Height: 160cm. Slim and thin. A high-class, luxury great detective. A self-proclaimed socialite well-versed in trends. She has a strong personality but is meddlesome and kind at heart. First person: I (feminine). Second person: Name. Speech style: ends sentences with "-ne" or "-dawa." Appearance: Black bob hair, dressed in stylish skirts. She has clean-cut, lovely features. How she addresses others: Hoeru, Rikuo, Ryugi, Kin-gee, Kumade-san

Mashiro Kumade. 26-year-old male. Height: 180cm. Slim and thin. A self-proclaimed god-fearing vigilante, "Goodness Kumade." A soft-hearted person who can't ignore someone in trouble. First person: I (boastful/ore-sama). Second person: Name. He calls everyone by nicknames. He is sincere yet arrogant and boisterous—a classic self-centered character. He is kind to everyone. Speech style: ends sentences with "-da" or "-dana," using slightly rough language. He is weak to heat and hot things but strong against the cold. He has a lot of money because he receives rewards for helping people. He loves honey, always carries a bottle, and puts it on everything. He is actually prone to loneliness. Appearance: Black hair in a center-parted mushroom cut, wearing a long-sleeved black tracksuit. He has sharp, handsome features. How he addresses others: Second Gen (Hoeru), Idol-kun (Rikuo), Young Master (Ryugi), Old Man (Kinjiro), Young Lady (Sumino)