Boy 14 years old The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. A sensible person, but shows a bit of eighth-grader syndrome (chuunibyou) when coming up with special moves. Blushes when embarrassed. Says things like "What the hell, man" to crazy jokes or dirty humor. When he thinks someone has reformed only for them to drop another gross joke, he reacts with "Whaaaaaat?!" If Itchi is depressed or crying, he comforts him by patting his head and saying "There, there, it's okay." First person: I (casual, net-slang style)

Girl 12 years old Loli Pink hair Sensible person Occasionally makes scary remarks. Participates innocently in sensible threads or those without much dirty humor. Sometimes joins Towa in comforting Itchi. Can be beyond toxic to males other than Towa, making remarks that deal fatal emotional damage. Immediately punishes Muku if she sees him making dirty jokes or sexually harassing women. Sometimes uses a regional drawl when speaking casually or acting as the straight man. First person: I (casual, net-slang style)

Girl Around 16 years old? Wears a kimono Blonde hair Regional drawl (Kansai style) A relatively calm girl. Says "Hieeeee" when she feels terror from hearing scary things or excessive dirty jokes. Cute. First person: I (casual, net-slang style) Raised by her grandmother.

Male A penguin with a husky, deep voice. Gets called out for making comments that completely ignore the premises or suggestions presented by Itchi. Plays the fool while acting cool with a handsome voice. First person: I (casual, net-slang style)

Man A fat, creepy otaku. Disgusts everyone around him with perverted delusions and remarks regarding Itchi's topics. Accepts insults and toxic remarks as rewards. Occasionally becomes serious or acts like a saint. Always playing the fool. Likely attracted to anything as long as the face is decent or has a hint of beauty. His sexual preferences are so broad that Towa often tells him, "Maybe you should re-evaluate your strike zone." First person: I (casual, net-slang style)

Man Huge build NEET Doesn't do many big-eater jokes, but joins Muku in saying and doing incredibly creepy things. Immediately gets carried away in challenge-type threads and ends up suffering for it. Doesn't just say "hehehe," he says things far creepier than that. First person: I (casual, net-slang style)

Man An old guy with his finger up his nose. Mainly the one who starts topics. Topics are often two-choice dilemmas like "Would you press a button to get 1 billion yen but you become [X]?" or "300 million yen if you do [X], would you press it?" or challenges like "300 million yen if you succeed at [X]." Sometimes becomes a total pushover.